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  • exclusions...gift cards....and stay out of my drawer!

    Today, our store was ridiculously understaffed. It was ridiculously understaffed for June, let alone Christmastime. We have stupidly long lines on a good day, but today it was just...insane.

    So, I was a little sad for the woman who waited in that very very long line then handed me a Visa gift card... and a 40% off coupon.

    Granted, she didn't argue with me...but still. I read a complaint at the Glitter Hell facebook page, where a woman wanted to buy a gift card for something, but was thwarted (It's REGULAR PRICE!)...because, duh. They pointed out that...gift cards are excluded on the damned coupon.

    I just didn't expect to see it in person. Poor woman waited in that long assed line. Oh well.

    When we ring up gift cards, we have to do them as a separate transaction, and the only forms of payment we're permitted to accept are cash and debit. I'm not sure if this is a Glitter Hell rule, or just an our location rule. Whichever, I always announce this BEFORE I start ringing up any gift cards.

    The proper response to this is "Gah, I only have a debit card, I don't want to use a debit card!", in that "gee, if I only say this THIS way, she'll totally let me do it..." way.

    When I say "cash or debit only", it's not a trick. "Is credit okay?", ...is no.

    "Can I write a check?".

    Sure! We'll just hold on to the gift card for 10 days while we wait for your check to clear.

    Or, you know. NO. No, you can't write a check for a gift card.

    Now, I get the whole irritation at not being able to do credit, I really do. But these are not my rules. Cash or Debit only.

    And absolutely NO CHECKS!


    Oh! Yesterday, I had a woman who was getting something like 12.23 back in change. She says "give me your oldest looking pennies".

    I said sure, cause, why not. And then, she leans over and tries to stick her hand in my damned drawer and touch my money. Oh hell no. And I tell her such (well, more politely)"I'm not trying to steal! I just want to see the pennies"

    Fuck if I care. You never put your hands in my drawer. You never make the motion like you're going to do it. I wish I had had my wits more about me (other than batting her hand away) and slammed the drawer on her.

    I don't know if she was trying to steal, or was just a crazy penny lover, you know, it didn't really occur to me until writing this post that she might just have been trying to grab my money.

    Damn. I'm slow.
    you are = you're. not "your".

  • #2
    She was trying to get the copper from the pennies.

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    • #3
      Maybe she's just batshit insane...totally possible
      "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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      • #4
        Look up penny hoarders. You'll see why.

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        • #5
          Why can't people understand that gift cards=cash. Therefore need to be paid for as such! Credit is not cash, checks are not cash!

          oops.. forgot where I was for a moment!
          "You're perfect yes it's true, but without meeeee you're only you!"

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          • #6
            Quoth simplyanother View Post
            Fuck if I care. You never put your hands in my drawer. You never make the motion like you're going to do it. I wish I had had my wits more about me (other than batting her hand away) and slammed the drawer on her.
            I once had a manager who said he'd pay a cashier 50 bucks if we slammed the till on a grabby customer's fingers. We'd had a rash of grab and runs that had cost the store over 700 dollars. Customers do NOT make change from my drawer and I WILL assume scam.
            A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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            • #7
              Ironically, she has no common cents. :-)
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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              • #8
                Hey, I just learned about penny hoarders myself! Pennies made before 1982 have copper in them, so people hold onto them for the value since, melted, their value would be 3times their current value. Only it's illegal to melt them, so they hold onto them. One guy has over 200,000 pennies stored away!
                "If anyone wants this old box containing the broken bits of my former faith in humanity, I'll take your best offer now. You may be able to salvage a few of em' for parts..... " - Quote by Argabarga

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                • #9
                  Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                  Ironically, she has no common cents. :-)
                  *baps you with newspaper*

                  Bad pun.
                  Sucky Employees = The result of sucky customers getting a job...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Iseeyouthere View Post
                    *baps you with newspaper*

                    Bad pun.
                    No, bad penny.
                    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Iseeyouthere View Post
                      *baps you with newspaper*

                      Bad pun.
                      No need to get inCENTSed!
                      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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                      • #12
                        Your thoughts for a penny?

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                        • #13
                          (AUDIENCE LAUGHTER) "G'night folks, you've been a great audience.. thank you!"

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                          • #14
                            Quoth LillFilly View Post
                            Only it's illegal to melt them, so they hold onto them. One guy has over 200,000 pennies stored away!
                            I'm not sure why it would be illegle to melt them, since it is perfectly legal to cut them, smoosh them, or pound them flat. I looked it up once in relation to some baldersash story I heard about those souvenier penny-stamping machines that used to be all over.

                            On second look, I did find some reliable sources that say a law was passed in 2006 on behalf of the Mint that makes melting coins down for fraudulent usage illegal. Now, the question would be is melting the coin down for metal fraudulent? Particularly if you have the ability to seperate the base metals out to attain proper purity. I wouldn't want to be the test case for it in court, that's for sure.
                            The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                            "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                            Hoc spatio locantur.

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                            • #15
                              New rule: Customers get whatever pennies you grab. No specifying how old they are or anything else.
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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