We are not a drunk tank

[mikoyan29]

They got cars big as bars, they got rivers of gold...when you first took my hand on that cold Chirstmas eve, you promised me Broadway was waiting for me...

[Moosenogger]

Not making excuses. They really should reform the drunk tank into an open ward infirmary for drunks, complete with nursing supervision. But it's expensive.

That's a good idea, since it would keep the drunks away from the citizens until they sober up. It just sucks that we'd spend a lot of tax payer money in order to take care of morons who are too stupid to know their own drinking limits. :/

[thedrunkenmonkey]

*snippage* The cops like to do this to us regularly. Maybe they're full-up downtown, or maybe they just hate us, but they'll just drop off someone who's so drunk they can't stand, and leave them with us. Don't help them to the room, don't even check to see if we have rooms, they just kick them out in the parking lot and drive off. Sometimes the people they kick out will pass out in the lobby before we can even check them in.

It's the city of Rain-Soaked Cops Who Like to Shoot Unarmed Woodcarvers Who Are Crossing the Street. Seriously, I'm not at all shocked. Half the time I keep wondering if they're all pissed because Starbucks isn't open 24/7 and or serve Krispy Kremes.

Rain-Soaked City - our cops AREN'T on decaf.

[Kristev]

I think you need Blondie's "Man from Mars."

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Now I'm humming "Rapture" in my head...

[Stryker One]

So, who's PAYING for these rooms?

[blas]

I'm a fan of anything that keeps the drunks from driving or hurting anyone.

[XCashier]

Now I'm humming "Rapture" in my head...

Try this version...