Christmas songs

[Lace Neil Singer]

I think that Jester had a few of these, but I can't remember them word for word... anyone save them?

I remember seeing somewhere else a version of I Will Survive which was about working on Christmas Eve, but again, can't remember it. -.- Make up another one?

I had the Twelve SC Days of Christmas (with a little help from other CSers!) which I'll post below.

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...s+of+Christmas
On the 12th day of Christmas, an SC gave to me...

twelve dirty returns
eleven threatening lawsuits
ten ladies sobbing
nine stolen CDs
eight items overlimit
seven declined credit cards
six tired excuses
five expired coupons
four screaming brats
three asinine questions
two dodgy notes
And a tantrum after I asked for proper ID.

[XCashier]

Yep, we've got a bunch of them here: http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ead.php?t=5369

[rose_metal_nz]

From: $me
Sent: Wednesday, 21 December 2011 13:07
To: $the business call centre team
Subject: Christmas carol?

Tis the season to make diverts, la la la la laaa la la-la laaaaaa
“I’m too busy to plan ahead of time & my business is shut & I’m losing money!” la la la laaaaaaaaaaa

I can’t wait (sarcasm) for how people will be scrambling on Friday….

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Replies (almost unanimously):
"I KNOW RIGHT!"

[Bunny the Veggie Slayer]

I know once we close on Xmas eve, while the staff are putting their coats on Bob Rivers will be making an appearance over the tannoy.

[rose_metal_nz]

Another one

“Ohhh the weather outside is frightful
But the customer’s sooo delightful.
“YOU MUST CALL ME BACK ON THIS NUMBER NAO!”
Then… lets it ring, lets it ring, lets it ring”

[XCashier]

Another one, from this older post.

(to the tune of Frosty The Snowman)

Sucky the Cust'mer, was a very cranky man
With a constant frown and a crinkled brow and a brain made out of Spam
Sucky the Cust'mer, liked to ruin people's day
With demands and whines and wasting time and wanting his own way.

There must have been some magic in that old ass hat they found
'Cause when he stuck it on his head, he begin to kvetch around
Oh Sucky the Cust'mer had to hurry on his way
But he said, "Don't smile, I'll be back a while, and I'm going to make you pay!"

Grumpity grump grump, grumpity grump grump, look at that Sucky yell,
Grumpity grump grump, grumpity grump grump, the Customer From Hell!

[Jester]

Yep, we've got a bunch of them here: http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ead.php?t=5369

Holy crap! I was brilliant in that one! I can't believe that was really five years ago!

I know I did another Christmas song earlier this year, but I'll be damned if I can remember what the thread was, or what the song was. Sadly, I don't think I saved it. Heh.

[BroSCFischer]

Holy crap! I was brilliant in that one! I can't believe that was really five years ago!

I know I did another Christmas song earlier this year, but I'll be damned if I can remember what the thread was, or what the song was. Sadly, I don't think I saved it. Heh.

Could it be in this thread:Off Topic - CS Christmas Songbook



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[Lace Neil Singer]

Thanks everyone! XD Those songs really are comedy gold.

The song I'd love to play over the tannoy round closing time Christmas Eve... Skid Row's "Get The Fuck Out".