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  • #16
    Quoth dalesys View Post
    Pizzas are like sex: Even bad pizza is pretty good.
    That is so true!
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    • #17
      That's pretty funny! Instead of returning the box of pizza that has a hair in it, as the average SC would usually do, and asking for a fresh box, the dumb woman throws BOTH pizzas out the window in a rage and then expects you guys to make her more for free? Thank God you're finally free of her! What an unreasonable demand!

      That would be like buying a car from a dealership, pushing it off a mountain cliff because you don't like the color, and then whining about why the dealership won't give you a second $20,000 car for free. Ha ha ha!

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      • #18
        Quoth pageantmama View Post
        He says no he won't, she did not check the other one, she threw them both out without even looking at it, so he is going to assume the other one is fine.
        Would this be the pizza equivilant of Schrodinger's cat
        To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...

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        • #19
          Quoth Mr Hero View Post
          Would this be the pizza equivalent of Schrodinger's cat
          You meant Schrodinger's street pizza, didn't you?
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #20
            Quoth downforit2008 View Post
            That's pretty funny! Instead of returning the box of pizza that has a hair in it, as the average SC would usually do,
            Well . . . let me just say that asking to return a pizza that actually has a hair on it, and asking for a replacement is not by itself sucky.

            It's sucky when you demand screaming at the top of your lungs, or ask/demand for unreasonable things in addition to simply asking for the pizza to be remade.
            They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.

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