To the Sexist Jerk

[tropicsgoddess]

Dear Mr. Sexist Jerk

Just because I have a different set of "parts" than you doesn't mean I'm incompetent! I did tech support for 2 1/2 years so I know what the fuck I'm talking about. So please go kindly fuck yourself you sexist ass!

Sincerely,

Me

[Primer]

You have Mac parts instead of PC parts??

[tropicsgoddess]

You have Mac parts instead of PC parts??

I'm a PC...

[RottenFruit]

Dear Mr. Sexist Jerk

Just because I have a different set of "parts" than you doesn't mean I'm incompetent! I did tech support for 2 1/2 years so I know what the fuck I'm talking about. So please go kindly fuck yourself you sexist ass!

Sincerely,

Me

You have my sympathy!

I really have the urge to ask one of these people what part of technical support requires a penis.

[earl colby pottinger]

Also point out, "Since you say one needs a penis to be technical support, and you are calling me for technical help then by your own statement you don't have one either. So us sisters must stick together to fight male oppression! Now about your problem."

[Ironclad Alibi]

I'm a PC...

And better off for it.

In all the technical work I have done over the years, I have never found my penis to be of any help in getting it done. It usually serves to delay in my work in various ways, not that I'm complaining.

[dalesys]

...delay in my work...

Don't look at *any* image files! ever!

[Sapphire Silk]

Also point out, "Since you say one needs a penis to be technical support, and you are calling me for technical help then by your own statement you don't have one either. So us sisters must stick together to fight male oppression! Now about your problem."

Zazing! Burnt my fingers.

And better off for it.

In all the technical work I have done over the years, I have never found my penis to be of any help in getting it done. It usually serves to delay in my work in various ways, not that I'm complaining.

Yeah, it's very awkward to hit the power button with ones penis. You have to stand up and you can't really see what you are doing.

A finger works so much better

[earl colby pottinger]

Penis

In all the technical work I have done over the years, I have never found my penis to be of any help in getting it done. It usually serves to delay in my work in various ways, not that I'm complaining.

In-fact a penis can be a major handicap.

While making some HTP for an experimental rocket engine, I did the work in the nude because of the way it attacks cloth. If you get some HTP on your hands you just wash it off as soon as you start to feel a stinging where ever it splashed on you.

Note, the longer you leave it there the worse the stinging becomes.

Hands, just hold under the tap.
Chest, wipe down with a very wet rag.
Penis, how the $^$*&($ did it get into that fold of skin! And where did the wet rag vanish to!

[Kazim]

I'll just say "OUCH!"

[Sapphire Silk]

In-fact a penis can be a major handicap.

While making some HTP for an experimental rocket engine, I did the work in the nude because of the way it attacks cloth.

That's . . . different.

I'm not sure I could do that.

[dalesys]

In-fact a penis can be a major handicap.

Especially when combined with cats on the counter... as one of my friends discover when grinding wheat to flour in ye olde hand grinder...

Swing, swing, swing, bat & snag!

[Captain Trips]

To sexists like this, I point out that our manager is a damn good tech, and a woman - and the best tech on our team is also a woman. I've been in the field for over 10 years, and I have no qualms asking either of them for help (while there are a couple of the guys I wouldn't bother with...)