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    I know it's past X-mas, but the library wasn't open that day and I need to tell this story. Our store has gone into overtime with trying to get donations for a certain medical center's food pantry.

    As always, the people in the offices can't imagine that we're not meeting our goals because we're a small store or that people just don't want or have the money to donate. (Yeah, it turns out people who shop at a discount store to begin with are watching their budget. Who knew?) No, it has to be because cashiers simply aren't asking for donations. I'm sure most of you can feel my pain there.

    So, the day before X-mas (and no I don't possess the lyrical or poetic skill to make the rest of this sound funnier) I get this customer. Everything is going well until I give the usual request for a donation.

    SC: "Yes, three dollars."
    Me: Three dollars?

    Note that at this time the FES was standing beside me and expressed her thanks as well. The customer didn't say anything else, so I'll admit up front that I probably should have asked a third time just to verify that she did in fact want to give three dollars. But alas, I put the amount in and didn't think anything of it.

    After the transaction the customer looks at the receipt.

    SC: What's this?
    Me: *As I'm ringing another customer out, I glance at the receipt* Oh, that's the donation ma'am. You said three dollars.
    SC: *Huffy* I didn't want to do this.
    Me: I'm sorry, ma'am, when I asked you said three dollars.
    SC: Well undo it.
    Me: I apologize for the misunderstanding ma'am, but unfortunately I can't do anything after the transaction is over.

    I send her to the service desk, inwardly sighing because this was the first customer of what I could tell was going to be a very long day. You would think it would be a simple act of refunding her the three dollars. But no, she made the FES return the full amount and rering her entire transaction, all the while raising hell about how everyone always overcharges her in this store. She even had to talk to the manager on duty about my terrible transgression of assuming she actually wanted to donate three dollars when she said, "three dollars" in response to my request for a donation.

    Best part is that on her credit card it stated that she works in a bridal shop. Oh, to have paid closer attention to which shop it was.

  • #2
    What in the world did she think she was saying "three dollars" FOR?

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    • #3
      perhaps she thought you asked her "how valuable is your soul?"

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      • #4
        I'm sorry. You have been visited by Superbitch. Please accept my deepest apologies that she was allowed to go out unescorted by handlers.
        Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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        • #5
          I had someone like this once. We were doing dollar donations and I asked one guy if he wanted to do it and I swear he said yes. I scanned the donation thing we hang up, he wrote his name, and paid. Then after the order, he sees the donation on the receipt and asks me what that is. I tell him it was the donation and he said he never said he wanted to do it. Then proceeds to say I could have used that dollar for my children. Yeah, because a dollar for your children would be so valuable...

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          • #6
            More proof that so many people just don't pay attention to anything we say.
            "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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            • #7
              This just reiterates what I hate about company driven donations.

              Top that off with all of the excuses I hear from people who don't want to donate and you can see why I'd be happy if I never had to ask questions like that ever in the entire time I worked in retail.

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              • #8
                Let's all sing:

                F**k ye very much
                F**k ye very much
                That's the nast'est thing that's anyone's ever said.. to.. me.
                F**k ye very much
                F**k ye very much
                F**k ye F**k ye F**k ye ver-ry mu-u-uch!

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                • #9
                  Quoth jjc927 View Post
                  I had someone like this once. We were doing dollar donations and I asked one guy if he wanted to do it and I swear he said yes. I scanned the donation thing we hang up, he wrote his name, and paid. Then after the order, he sees the donation on the receipt and asks me what that is. I tell him it was the donation and he said he never said he wanted to do it. Then proceeds to say I could have used that dollar for my children. Yeah, because a dollar for your children would be so valuable...
                  What the hell did he think he was writing his name on the donation hanger thing for?
                  It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                  • #10
                    Oh, man, you didn't get the bridal shop address of where she works? *sigh* How good would it be to go over there and terrorize her on your own terms? Payback's a bitch, right? Bwa-hahahaha!

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                    • #11
                      Believe me. I've earned my "bigger man" points on people who were wearing uniforms from workplaces that were right next door to where I worked who came in and gave me a hard time for stupid reasons.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth PepperElf View Post
                        perhaps she thought you asked her "how valuable is your soul?"
                        Good one, P.E. But if this were true, than she was highly over-rating herself!
                        Last edited by SailorMan; 01-10-2012, 06:14 AM.
                        Who hears all your prayers? Why, the NSA, of course!

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