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  • Thanks for making our job easy.

    So a fellow has a burnt out motor he needs repaired. He also has the coupleing stuck to the shaft. So he figures he could do us a favor by removing it himself. So he saws the living crap out of the shaft. I mean, there is maybe a quarter of the shaft left, and the coupling is compleatly destroyed.

    The proper way to do it is to heat up the coupling and pull it off. That way you don't destroy a motor. Once the shaft has taken any damage beyond a 1/8 inch cut, it is probly doomed to the scrap heap.

    Now it will be a bit more expensive for him, but esier for us. Now we don't need to fix it at all, just buy a new one.
    "Wait... he's alive, but his head's gone..." -Crow

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    "Thanks for the easy money, stupid shaft man."
    I know I'm laughing but it's really not funny. - Me
    "I was in the hall. I know, because I was there." - Clue

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    • #3
      Guess he got the shaft end of the deal?
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      • #4
        That's it... this guy needs a theme song.

        (To the theme of the old-school Batman live action show)

        *Shaft man. da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Shaft man*
        I know I'm laughing but it's really not funny. - Me
        "I was in the hall. I know, because I was there." - Clue

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        • #5
          Quoth ShortTemperHatesStupidity View Post
          *Shaft man. da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Shaft man*
          Actually, that sounds like a theme somg to a really cheesy "adult" video. Maybe Shaftman, Orgazmo, and Choda Boy can team up to fight crime--it would be like the Justice League of America, except more nudity and no Aquaman.
          I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

          Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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          • #6
            So who would their nemesis be?

            The evil clitora maybe?
            I know I'm laughing but it's really not funny. - Me
            "I was in the hall. I know, because I was there." - Clue

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            • #7
              Quoth ShortTemperHatesStupidity View Post
              So who would their nemesis be?
              I have SOOOO many ideas for that-but not a single one is appropriate for the board in general! All of them do have some pretty awesome costumes, though.
              I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

              Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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              • #8
                Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                --it would be like the Justice League of America, except more nudity and no Aquaman.
                No, Aquaman would just be SeaMan. (say it out loud, and as one quick word)

                /gotta love South Park and all its immature humour.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Miss Maple Leaf View Post
                  No, Aquaman would just be SeaMan. (say it out loud, and as one quick word)

                  /gotta love South Park and all its immature humour.
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