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  • #16
    Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
    Actually, The Paradise bar in Cambridge, MA is where a lot of the "touching" I referred to took place.
    Were the guys fully nude? Might be diferent rules for fully nude vs not fully nude.

    Or the clubs I went to might have been stating their own policy and just saying it was state law.
    You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

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    • #17
      Quoth Caractacus_Potts View Post
      Were the guys fully nude? Might be diferent rules for fully nude vs not fully nude.

      Or the clubs I went to might have been stating their own policy and just saying it was state law.
      Thongs, jocks, etc.
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #18
        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
        Thongs, jocks, etc.
        Thongs on the jocks?
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #19
          Quoth Pagan View Post
          I was gonna say. They don't even let people touch the dancers in a tittie bar!
          (As I'm being led away in cuffs) NOW ya tell me? HEY'OOOH!


          With this wealth of information i'm eagerly awaiting The "CS.com Comprehensive Guide to Strip Clubs and Titty Bars". Can I get that first edition in hardbound?

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          • #20
            Quoth emax4 View Post
            With this wealth of information i'm eagerly awaiting The "CS.com Comprehensive Guide to Strip Clubs and Titty Bars". Can I get that first edition in hardbound?
            It sure ain't gonna be soft!
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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            • #21
              Quoth dalesys View Post
              It sure ain't gonna be soft!
              Dalesys, ladies and gentlemen! Let's give him a big round of "I wish I hadn't read that"!
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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              • #22
                Quoth Geek King View Post
                Actually, the way the law is written in Ohio, as long as the establishment doesn't sell alcohol, they can allow you to touch the dancers. If they sell so much as a Billy Beer, you can't touch the dancers.
                In PA, they can't be completely nude if the place serves alcohol. If it does, the dancers have to wear pasties and G-strings.

                As far as the "no touching" rule, I don't know if that's the law or just the company policy. I haven't been to that many establishments.
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                • #23
                  Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                  Huh. Most of the gay bars I've been to not only let you TOUCH the dancers, you can give them a prostate exam when depositing the dollar.
                  Another reason to be repulsed when I see people sticking money in their mouths. ;(

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                  • #24
                    Quoth dalesys View Post
                    It sure ain't gonna be soft!
                    LOL Nice comeback!

                    For $5 more, the pages don't stick!

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                      Huh. Most of the gay bars I've been to not only let you TOUCH the dancers, you can give them a prostate exam when depositing the dollar.
                      O hell you need to go to Thailand.

                      Some of the "ladies" (and I use that term loosely because many of the exotic dancers are something in between) can give you 4 quarters back for the dollar. Or slice a banana.

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                      • #26
                        This is one of the weirdest thread derailments I've ever had the pleasure of reading.
                        Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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                        • #27
                          Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
                          This is one of the weirdest thread derailments I've ever had the pleasure of reading.
                          Likewise

                          For me, it's up there with a GameFAQs thread on an MMO forum that started out talking about (in-game) sushi, but devolved into serious discussion of anime pr0n before it reached the second page. I read the blasted thing (years ago) and I still don't know exactly how it got that far, that fast. Sheldon and dalesys would be proud.
                          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                          "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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