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  • #16
    I'm reminded of a VERY old joke:
    "C'mon, are you a man or a mouse?"
    "I'm a man, my wife's afraid of mice..."

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    • #17
      Quoth Moosenogger View Post
      She then collected her brats and left the store, her visibly embarrassed husband in tow.
      Hubby better get used to feeling embarassed a lot. Or he can grow a pair and speak up.
      Last edited by Dips; 02-08-2012, 12:14 PM.
      The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

      The stupid is strong with this one.

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      • #18
        Before reading the comments I had a different view of the story. To me it sounded like kids knocked everything over, Dad lectured them to pick it up, kids start picking it up, Mom comes up and has no idea her kids caused the mess and Dad is too much of a wimp to explain that the kids were responsible. Which sucks, but you usually don't want customers "helping" all the time, so Mom was just...

        Then I was like, "Wait... wait. Wait-wait-wait-wait! That's not how it went down, is it? Oh, you sneaky comin'-atchya bitch, you just made it way worse. I hope your kids make an enormous mess at home and refuse to clean it up because they think it's someone else's job."

        Also TheCheerfulTreeRat: I never heard that one before, so it's new to me!
        Each one of us has a special place just like the Evergreen Forest. Enchanting, sparkling, and perfect. And, like the flowers that bloom there... fragile.

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        • #19
          Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
          Before reading the comments I had a different view of the story. To me it sounded like kids knocked everything over, Dad lectured them to pick it up, kids start picking it up, Mom comes up and has no idea her kids caused the mess and Dad is too much of a wimp to explain that the kids were responsible. Which sucks, but you usually don't want customers "helping" all the time, so Mom was just...
          This was my take too. Plus, playing devil's advocate here, but I'm sure they didn't want to have domestics in front of strangers, like other SC's, right?
          (one can only hope)
          Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

          This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
          What's the difference?
          We're allowed to tell you "no".

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          • #20
            Quoth MrsEclipse View Post
            Also TheCheerfulTreeRat: I never heard that one before, so it's new to me!
            And I'm old and wrinkly! So when the memory loss starts kicking in, it'll be new again to me...

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            • #21
              Quoth TheCheerfulTreeRat View Post
              And I'm old and wrinkly! So when the memory loss starts kicking in, it'll be new again to me...
              Exactly! Sometimes, Alzheimer's can be a wonderful...

              Wait, there are people out there that treat workers like they're inhuman! What a crock! Back in my day--

              What was I talking about again, Oh yeah, sometimes, Alzheimers can be...
              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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              • #22
                Don't they always say opposites attract?

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                • #23
                  I think this thread might be the appropriate place for this...
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg

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