Personal Shoppers obey the laws of physics

[Dreamstalker]

A long time ago, back when I hung out on internet chat rooms a lot, I heard tell of an infamous idiot kid who came in claiming to be a hawt woman. He was claiming that he had something like 96ZZZ breasts. And was 5 feet tall. So basically, round with breasts that dragged on the floor.

Largest I've heard of is an I cup (or J, can't remember now).

[Tanasi]

Every now and again my wife will get depressed and contemplate getting bigger boobs and will obcess about it and finally ask me what I think. My reply to "Would you like me buy some new boobs?" has always been "It's all I can do now to feed the boobs we have, let's wait until said boobs are through college and then revisit the question."
I think my wife is just right, it's how the Good Lord built her and that's good enough for me.

[zzapp the witch]

They don't have nice places where I can use a real personal shopper, but at the Maurices in the mall I let the cute latino girl play dress up with me. LOL I hate shopping, I like to make it as painless for me as possible. Last year I bought some size 16 pants, well they were pretty wore out, so I went and got some more 16s.....when I got them home and put them next to my old ones, the waist was at least 2 inches bigger.....guess I'm a 14 or so now. /sigh Wish they'd quit this crap.

[Kiwi]

Homer yells, "In this house we obey the laws of physics!!!"

I think the line is "thermo dynamics"

but then I may just watch WAY too much simpsons!