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"Hi, I have a 10 inch cock" And Other "Romantic" Tomfoolery
(stuck the NSFW tag on, just in case)
Haven't posted a sucky customer story in months. Not to say that I haven't had SCs but the ones I've had have paled in comparison to these.
And before I get someone cracking jokes about the cock, I don't mean a rooster. I mean exactly that piece of human male anatomy that's referred to as a "cock".
Right, that's out of the way.
"Hi, I Have A 10 Inch Cock."
No preamble, no "how are you, listen, I'm looking for something", just "I have a 10 inch cock and I want this special brand of condoms". Unfortunately, we didn't carry the brand of condoms he wanted, which led to a five minute soliliquy about how his new girlfriend wants him to wear a condom, and it hurts her because he's 3 inches in circumference and he can't find condoms to accomodate his massive size, and how big his head is, and what position would be best, and on. And on. And on. I wonder if it's a prank call, but the guy sounded too sincere for it to be a prank call. Finally, I referred him to a local sex shop to pick up a copy of their sex books. Guy sounded so disappointed when I hung up.
YUCK
We have 2 guys who come in regularly. Good Will is a nice, fitness oriented guy, buys an 18 pack of beer, cigarettes, gum and other stuff if it's on sale, very polite and pleasant. Bad Will is a guy with a drinking problem who lost his license, has no concept of personal space and will corner you and talk to you for an hour if you let him.
He kissed me on the cheek last week and then yammered on about how he hasn't had a woman for 10 years. I am so mad that I didn't knee him in the balls. I went home and took a long shower. I want to be more of a bitch to him, but he's still a customer.
Rest, for now. As Valentine's gets closer, I'll have more to add.
Haven't posted a sucky customer story in months. Not to say that I haven't had SCs but the ones I've had have paled in comparison to these.
And before I get someone cracking jokes about the cock, I don't mean a rooster. I mean exactly that piece of human male anatomy that's referred to as a "cock".
Right, that's out of the way.
"Hi, I Have A 10 Inch Cock."
No preamble, no "how are you, listen, I'm looking for something", just "I have a 10 inch cock and I want this special brand of condoms". Unfortunately, we didn't carry the brand of condoms he wanted, which led to a five minute soliliquy about how his new girlfriend wants him to wear a condom, and it hurts her because he's 3 inches in circumference and he can't find condoms to accomodate his massive size, and how big his head is, and what position would be best, and on. And on. And on. I wonder if it's a prank call, but the guy sounded too sincere for it to be a prank call. Finally, I referred him to a local sex shop to pick up a copy of their sex books. Guy sounded so disappointed when I hung up.
YUCK
We have 2 guys who come in regularly. Good Will is a nice, fitness oriented guy, buys an 18 pack of beer, cigarettes, gum and other stuff if it's on sale, very polite and pleasant. Bad Will is a guy with a drinking problem who lost his license, has no concept of personal space and will corner you and talk to you for an hour if you let him.
He kissed me on the cheek last week and then yammered on about how he hasn't had a woman for 10 years. I am so mad that I didn't knee him in the balls. I went home and took a long shower. I want to be more of a bitch to him, but he's still a customer.
Rest, for now. As Valentine's gets closer, I'll have more to add.
on me.
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