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  • #16
    You know, I've actually had the occasional person act shocked over people using the toilet when I worked at Kinko's, and also at the Olive Garden. My standard response that never failed to bring the person back down to earth:

    Idiot: Where's (the guy running my order/my waiter/etc)???

    Me: Oh, they'll be back, they just ran to the restroom....

    Idiot: What? What are they doing in the restroom????

    Me: (thoughtful pause, hard look over my spectacles). Do you...particularly want me to tell you?

    Idiot: No! No, it's cool.



    Reality check. Usually works.

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    • #17
      Quoth Moosenogger View Post
      I'm embarrassed that it took me longer than 2 seconds to understand that pun.

      But seriously, Taco Bell is where you eat if you want a legitimate reason to call in sick for work.
      Or, if you don't want to go out, just heat yourself a Hot Pocket..
      Just sliding down the razor blade of life.

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      • #18
        Quoth drunkenwildmage View Post
        Or, if you don't want to go out, just heat yourself a Hot Pocket..
        No kidding.
        I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

        Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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