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Cussed-Out By 'Gangster' Wannabe
Soooo...... Traffic was moving along the front of the mall when a car just stopped. Right in the traffic lane, not pulling into a yellow lined zone, not onto the sidewalk, just stopped. 2-women and 1-man got out. the women, instead of moving away from the car, stand at the open door and start chatting with the driver. Now, I sat behind the car because I have a blinking yellow light and don't want them to get rear-ended. But I want them to move-on because it's dangerous for traffic to have to pull into the other lane to go around. So I honk the horn and motion for the car to move-on. Cue male to start SCREAMING profanities at me
"Go the f*ck around!" with wild waving gestures
I call out the window "The car is blocking traffic, please hurry-up and move." Another "F*ck you! Go the f*ck around you f*ing Bleeping-bleeping bleep!"
I step out of my security car, still parked behind them and tell the male to please watch his language.
"F*ck you! Don't tell me what the F*ck to say! I'll do what I F*cking want!" The whole time he's gesturing in that 'yo yo' fashion, both arms swinging down to his crotch like the bad a** gangster that he is
During this rant the women finally move away from the car, which leaves, and they start telling telling HIM to shut-up! So he starts yelling at them AND at me. I tell him that he's going to have to leave as he cannot behave this way. Cue:
"F*ck you you f*cking rent-a-cop f*cking cop wannabe c*nt!"
So I radio my coworker to call the police. Everybody with a radio heard him as he continued cussing me out while I made the call. I told him that he was to leave property now. Cue more cussing and something about the rights of a Free Country; while the women are STILL telling him to shut-up and tell me that they'll leave right now! The group (should I mention they had 2-children with them?) walked to a nearby car and started getting into it. As it appeared they were leaving, I canceled the call to my coworker and got back in my security car. To get out of traffic fast I backed into the row where the group's car was parked. Cue:
"Are you f*cking blocking us in you f*cking mall cop c*nt you can't f*cking do that....." I backed-in until I was out of traffic, let it clear, then went across the way to park on the sidewalk so I could still keep an eye on the group. I should also mention that his screaming had attracted quite the crowd at the door just watching him with WTF expressions. They got in their car and drove away and that was that. A few Customers came up to me shaking their heads and told me that I was totally right, I handled it great and that they would have had my back if he turned violent and asked me how the h*ll I kept from punching the guy!
All in a day's work, and it's not work unless I get yelled at. I'll admit, I think the guy was tweaking on something, but he was smaller than me so I probably could have sat on him until the police got there 
A little side of cussing-out coworkers though; when I radioed my coworker to call the police she never asked if I was all right, nor did she come to my location to check (I always do when it's the other way around). When I told her she could cancel the police call, she sounded all huffy and told me "If THAT'S what you want to do; I hope you're sure because I'm calling them now!" I'm sorry asking you to call 911 cut into the stack of Cosmo Magazines you were reading while you filed your nails!
"Go the f*ck around!" with wild waving gestures
I call out the window "The car is blocking traffic, please hurry-up and move." Another "F*ck you! Go the f*ck around you f*ing Bleeping-bleeping bleep!"
I step out of my security car, still parked behind them and tell the male to please watch his language.
"F*ck you! Don't tell me what the F*ck to say! I'll do what I F*cking want!" The whole time he's gesturing in that 'yo yo' fashion, both arms swinging down to his crotch like the bad a** gangster that he is
During this rant the women finally move away from the car, which leaves, and they start telling telling HIM to shut-up! So he starts yelling at them AND at me. I tell him that he's going to have to leave as he cannot behave this way. Cue:"F*ck you you f*cking rent-a-cop f*cking cop wannabe c*nt!"
So I radio my coworker to call the police. Everybody with a radio heard him as he continued cussing me out while I made the call. I told him that he was to leave property now. Cue more cussing and something about the rights of a Free Country; while the women are STILL telling him to shut-up and tell me that they'll leave right now! The group (should I mention they had 2-children with them?) walked to a nearby car and started getting into it. As it appeared they were leaving, I canceled the call to my coworker and got back in my security car. To get out of traffic fast I backed into the row where the group's car was parked. Cue:
"Are you f*cking blocking us in you f*cking mall cop c*nt you can't f*cking do that....." I backed-in until I was out of traffic, let it clear, then went across the way to park on the sidewalk so I could still keep an eye on the group. I should also mention that his screaming had attracted quite the crowd at the door just watching him with WTF expressions. They got in their car and drove away and that was that. A few Customers came up to me shaking their heads and told me that I was totally right, I handled it great and that they would have had my back if he turned violent and asked me how the h*ll I kept from punching the guy!
All in a day's work, and it's not work unless I get yelled at. I'll admit, I think the guy was tweaking on something, but he was smaller than me so I probably could have sat on him until the police got there A little side of cussing-out coworkers though; when I radioed my coworker to call the police she never asked if I was all right, nor did she come to my location to check (I always do when it's the other way around). When I told her she could cancel the police call, she sounded all huffy and told me "If THAT'S what you want to do; I hope you're sure because I'm calling them now!" I'm sorry asking you to call 911 cut into the stack of Cosmo Magazines you were reading while you filed your nails!
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