You Need To Stop Talking About Kevin

[Merriweather]

And they wonder why you drink!



And that sounds like Jim from the "Vicar of Dibley".

You beat me to it, that was my first thought as well

[Dark Psion]

This is why I look forward to the Zombie Apocalypse.

No one complains when you bash a zombie in the head with a baseball bat.

Not even the Zombie.

[jjc927]

Those dessert people may not have been in a rush, but they were sure in a hurry to suck. And why must people act like it's the end of the world when a place runs out of something or something isn't available?

[RayvenQ]

I served two ladies four coffees.

Reminded me of this http://youtu.be/hp69rg6Hdlo

[Draco]

Ah yes, a revised version of the old "I walked 10 miles to school every day, through shoulder-deep snow, uphill both ways!!" story.

What does "You're in my day now" mean?

It was a reply to the "back in my day, I had to..." story. Make sense?

SC: Back in my day...
Coworker: You're in MY day now.

[PepperElf]

OL: Actually, I think I would rather order the fish.

i'm thinking she kept trying to change the order to get you to discount her food.

[Mikkel]

It was a reply to the "back in my day, I had to..." story. Make sense?

SC: Back in my day...
Coworker: You're in MY day now.

"When I was your age blahblah"
"When I'm your age, you will be dead!"

[HappyFun Ball]

When the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I'm gonna run out to the street throw my arms open and smile peacefully towards the heavens, and just wait.

[Stryker One]

Posh and Fancy:
I believe the word you are looking for is "special".

Broken Coffee machine:
You do realize that you are now effectively a crack dealer that has run out of "product", right at the peak busy time, and are now preventing jonesing junkies from getting their fix.

[Marmalady]

Old man stuck one of his legs out to the side, and let out one of the most disgusting sounding farts I have ever heard. It was completely deliberate. He carried on looking at me as if he hadn’t done anything.

I'd have asked loudly "Would you like some paper?"

[Mr Hero]

And old Letterman Top 10 List:
http://mckernin.net/Kevin2.htm

Seems appropriate in this topic.

[Food Lady]

Posh and Fancy: I believe the word you are looking for is "special". Broken Coffee machine: You do realize that you are now effectively a crack dealer that has run out of "product", right at the peak busy time, and are now preventing jonesing junkies from getting their fix.

This is exactly what happens when my slushie machines break down.

[depechemodefan]

I had a cw named Melvin (who we called Mel) and he had a customer that would call him "Marvin" no matter that he was corrected.

I thought this thread might have soemthing to do with the book/movie "There's something about Kevin." Never could finish the book.

I love the pwnage you cw put down when the dessert people would not shut the fuck up.