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  • #1

    It's all fun and games at the water park

    This is a couple of pearlers from my hubbys workplace.

    He is a cleaner at a water park here is Australia an the place can be swarming with SC's at any given time, this is what he mainly hears.

    SC. Why is it raining? I wouldn't have come if i new it was going to rain. (because you know those big dark clouds in the sky that were there before the park opened weren't a dead giveaway)

    SC2 I'm not getting out of the water, i don't care if there is thunder and lightning around. (If you want to get electrocuted be my guest)

    This is my favourite

    SC When is it going to stop raining?

    Hubby Well let my get on the phone to god and find out.

    SC you do that this is rediculas.

    Hubby

    Do you think she didn't hear what he said.
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    Geez? The least he could do is be psychic. I mean seriously, these non-pre cognitive jerks that they let work places...someone should do something about it.
    Your dignity shredded in five minutes or less, or your abuse is free.

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    • #3
      why, yes, ma'm/sir, i DO know what the weather will be like:

      there is a 50% chance of anything, with anything continuing throughout the afternoon. this evening will be partly anything, with a 99.9% chance of anything tomorrow.
      look! it's ghengis khan!
      Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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      • #4
        Quoth chainedbarista View Post
        why, yes, ma'm/sir, i DO know what the weather will be like:
        Spaghetti with Meatballs!

        (name that town)

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        • #5
          Quoth Reyneth View Post
          Spaghetti with Meatballs!

          (name that town)
          Life is delicious in the town of Chewandswallow where it rains soup and juice, snows mashed potatoes, and blows storms of hamburgers--until the weather takes a turn for the worse.

          Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Judith Barrett & Ron Barrett

          Great Book!
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Judith Barrett & Ron Barrett
            That book depressed me to no end as a child. I mean geez...it was my first experience with natural disasters...

            I think there was a sequel to that book...
            Your dignity shredded in five minutes or less, or your abuse is free.

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            • #7
              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Judith Barrett & Ron Barrett

              Great Book!
              Man, now that's a book I haven't thought of in forever.
              My mom used to read it to her daycare kids all the time.
              Along with Chicka-chicka boom boom, and Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad day
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Customers and weather dont mix. They blame everyone but Mother Nature, especially after closing time.

                Me: I'm sorry but we're closed. You have to leave now.
                SC: Well we're not leaving until it stops raining!

                Yeah, its MY fault its raining.

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