But I HAVE CHILDRENNNNNN!!

[ominousoat]

Supernumerary nipples occur in 1 out of 50 people, and a lot of people don't even know they have a third nipple (or more) because they're reduced in size and might be mistaken for a mole or a pimple.

OH MY GOD!

Seriously, something just clicked for me there, and my strange mole really does make sense.

Well...sign me up in the third nipple club.

[computergeekett]

I hate it when I card very young looking people with small children and they scream "But I'm a MOTHER!"

In that situation I usually thank them because I know that I won't look young forever.

I try not to use my kids for a leg up. In fact I try to let people ahead of us because I have to stop and take care of them. Although I will confess since my toddler is still potty training I will ask if she can go ahead of them in a bathroom line.

[Rubystars]

computergeekett, at least you ask! Another thing that annoys me is when we have age restricted medicine, and parents try to play a guilt trip on me about how they just want to buy the medicine for their poor, suffering child, and it's ALL MY FAULT that their poor little darling will suffer because the parent forgot to bring their driver's license. There are other medicines that function for the same problems which are not age restricted.

[Rubystars]

OH MY GOD!

Seriously, something just clicked for me there, and my strange mole really does make sense.

Well...sign me up in the third nipple club.

Is it along the milk line?

[Tria]

Well, that all depends on who you're expecting special treatment from...

My thoughts exactly.

[Tria]

Yeah, well, so was Mary Brunner.

Um.... Who?

[Getoutofmylobby]

Mary Brunner was a member of the Manson family.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

There's a girl that gave birth at 5 years old. So cards, eh?

[Gravekeeper]

Try:

"But I have CHILDRENNN!!!"

(At this point you lift one leg out to your side for a moment, then put it down.)

"I can spread my legs too, but you don't see me bragging about it"


God, I'd so get fired inside of a week if I ever had to work face to face with the public. =p

[Shironu-Akaineko]

(At this point you lift one leg out to your side for a moment, then put it down.)

"I can spread my legs too, but you don't see me bragging about it"

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Now my manager will wonder why I laugh everytime somebody uses that line on me when we can't have Dora on a cake.