I've had several run-ins with stinky customers.
When I worked for a certain "all items a dollar" chain, there was a family of walking stinkbombs who came in a few times. I'm talking BO for YEARS after they left. My manager emptied a can of air freshener each time they left out of the store.
Another customer (same store) came in one morning and walked past one of the cashiers. The cashier got this look on her face I won't easily forget. After the lady left, the cashier told me that the woman smelled like she had just rolled in poo and BOY was it rank. I took her word for it.
More recently, a 'gentleman' came into my store and tried to haggle over the price of a bottle of cologne, telling me that I can mark it down for him if I wanted to. Uh, yeah, and lose my job, too, thank you very not. The whole time he's standing there bugging me, I'm slowly sufficating from his pronounced stink. I wanted to tell him that cologne wasn't the answer; deodorant was.
When I worked for a certain "all items a dollar" chain, there was a family of walking stinkbombs who came in a few times. I'm talking BO for YEARS after they left. My manager emptied a can of air freshener each time they left out of the store.
Another customer (same store) came in one morning and walked past one of the cashiers. The cashier got this look on her face I won't easily forget. After the lady left, the cashier told me that the woman smelled like she had just rolled in poo and BOY was it rank. I took her word for it.
More recently, a 'gentleman' came into my store and tried to haggle over the price of a bottle of cologne, telling me that I can mark it down for him if I wanted to. Uh, yeah, and lose my job, too, thank you very not. The whole time he's standing there bugging me, I'm slowly sufficating from his pronounced stink. I wanted to tell him that cologne wasn't the answer; deodorant was.
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