He Knows the Truth! No, Really! He Says So!

[KatherineB]

And is that a good sign, or a bad sign.

To know that, I would have to read the sign, and you know nobody ever does that!

[MystyGlyttyr]

Do you ever find yourself, in such situations, saying what the customer's going to say, about a second before it gets said?

And is that a good sign, or a bad sign.

Yes. I've actually gotten in trouble for doing that. (Well, as much trouble as I ever get in at the paper, which is usually my editor saying "Mysty, don't do that, I hate the noises people make when you do that.")

And I'm not sure what kind of sign it is, other than becoming versed in human behavior.

[Marmalady]

"Mysty, don't do that, I hate the noises people make when you do that."

You mean that horrible crunching sound that they make when you have to tread on them?

[Jay 2K Winger]

And is that a good sign, or a bad sign.

It doesn't matter what kind of sign it is. SCs don't read signs.

[PepperElf]

Soooo ... how does he know the sign is "old and dirty" and "looks like it's from the 1800's" if there were no signs ... ?

good pwnage though.

I'm now imagining Argabarga saying "You mean the sign you just said wasn't there?"

[NateTheChops]

-You better because I'm going to complain about you! And this town!

Oh no! He's going to complain about you and the town.

Truly you must cave into his demands or a word for on the right travel website could cripple tourism in your town forever. Think of the children!

[taxguykarl]

It doesn't matter what kind of sign it is. SCs don't read signs.

After all, they don't apply to SC's [EXTREME SARCASM].

[tropicsgoddess]

If that SC said he knows all about how it works...shouldn't people like him that "know too much" be rid of?