I smell pee and bad decisions (Another Damn Senior Day)

[Moosenogger]

We have male cats that come around sometimes and spray our cars. It's a pain, but there's not much I can do to stop it (we don't have a garage - just a carport, so our cars are fair game). One night I went on a McDonald's run and my car had just been freshly sprayed. I knew the drive-thru people could tell because employees were coming to the window for no reason and then leaving immediately.

I can't help but think that the drive-thru cashier went in the back and said, "You guys have to come see this car - it smells like cat piss!"

[blas]

I realize we Wisconsin folk can be special because we eat too much dairy and beef and drink too much beer, but for the love of dorbus, why would anyone go to a store where someone is going to help you load up your vehicle, when it looks like you live in your vehicle, or it's a vehicle edition of Hoarders? Seriously. Shameless. Shameless.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

but for the love of dorbus, why would anyone go to a store where someone is going to help you load up your vehicle, when it looks like you live in your vehicle, or it's a vehicle edition of Hoarders?

Now there's a spin-off series I'd like to see:

Hoarders On Wheels.

And I know of a certain ex who could be featured prominently in the premiere episode. Why he ain't made it to the Hoarders show I'll never know.

[PepperElf]

I get called to carry out a patio swing. The customer rolls up in a garbage-strewn SUV reeking of cat piss.

OMG you found one of our customers!


Seriously, i shit pee you not - i smelled cat pee at work earlier this year. And I've had cats so I know what it smells like.

I talked to one of my coworkers and found out... yeah it was his customer. Fun fun!

smelled like a cat pissed on his outfit before he got dressed that day. YUM!

[Racket_Man]

I deliver to some people's houses and one of them has eleven dogs in a small terraced house. I'm not talking tiny dogs either. They have at least one great dane and a couple of German shepherds. They open the door and this wall of "wet dog smell" explodes over you. You see their carpet and can barely see it, thanks to the billions of dog hairs on it.

The owners seem completely oblivious to it, though.

combine that with lots of cat pee/poop, trash bags full of rotting trash on the front porch and beer smell so bad you could get a contact high just on the fumes and of course throw in heavy pot smoke blasting out of the doorway. thankfully there is ONLY one house like this in my delivery area