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  • #16
    Wow, what a headscratcher

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    • #17
      Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post
      How about "WHERE'S THE BEER!"
      When the customer stopped me right in front of the giant WALL OF BEER!!!111one!
      I
      point, he looks, chuckles like I'm the idiot and goes "I'm sorry, I meant to say where's the COLD beer."

      I point again. the wall of beer is refrigerated.

      I got a million.
      that made my brain hurt... let me guess, he had a smug look on his face until you pointed out they were refrigerated?
      If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried!

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      • #18
        Quoth tm comics View Post
        that made my brain hurt... let me guess, he had a smug look on his face until you pointed out they were refrigerated?
        You know it.

        I wouldn't have a smug look on my face if the store opens at 8 and I barge in at 8:05 asking for beer...
        Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

        "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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        • #19
          Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post

          Uncle Chuck - Charles Darwin
          LOL, til I got to that clarification I was in awe of the fact someone here had heard of Mr. Cosimano.
          "English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results."
          - H. Beam Piper

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          • #20
            Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post
            Mine was a girl my age asking "Are there any sunflower seeds in the sunflower seed bread?"
            If course not. It's just shaped like a sunflower seed.
            Sometimes life is altered.
            Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
            Uneasy with confrontation.
            Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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            • #21
              Quoth MadMike View Post
              If course not. It's just shaped like a sunflower seed.
              Yeah we paint them on Pumpernickel loaves and pass it off as sunflowerseed bread.
              Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

              "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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