On CSD last night, customer comes in shouting, yelling generally being a silly cow. Any how, after a shit load of abuse, yelling, screaming etc etc I finally get her sorted out, smile pleasantly and say goodbye. She just stands there looking at me. I ask if I can help with something else. She says
"After all the abuse I've just given you, you're still smiling?" with a very quizzical look on her face.
Me:
what did you expect me to do? Cry?
SC: Well, yeah
Me: I'll tell you something, it'll take a bigger, better and nastier woman than you to make me cry, away and catch yourself on.
SC: I want a manager
Me: Ok, you want a manager because you were really abusive to me and I didn't cry, is that right?
SC: ....... slinks off
I spent the rest of the night laughing my ass off about it!
"After all the abuse I've just given you, you're still smiling?" with a very quizzical look on her face.
Me:

SC: Well, yeah
Me: I'll tell you something, it'll take a bigger, better and nastier woman than you to make me cry, away and catch yourself on.
SC: I want a manager
Me: Ok, you want a manager because you were really abusive to me and I didn't cry, is that right?
SC: ....... slinks off
I spent the rest of the night laughing my ass off about it!
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