Oh Limp Dicks...(NSFW)

[Dreamstalker]

Appropriately enough for this thread, I'm eating a hotdog. Chili sauce up one's nose is not fun.

[UncleImpy]

Luckily I rubbed it and it came off (yes puns intended). Still. I got several comments when I was working on cleaning it off.

Well of course. You should know better, rubbing one off in public like that.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Appropriately enough for this thread, I'm eating a hotdog. Chili sauce up one's nose is not fun.

Hope your suffering didn't last schlong.

[Voldine]

And here I came into this thread hoping to at LEAST see Alice* poking her head around.

*For those that don't get the wordplay, Cialis is an alternative to Viagra, and is pronounced the same as 'see Alice'

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hmm, March 15... even better for me! (My bday is the 16th, I'm also part irish, the 17th sweetens the pot!

Mine is on the 17th (I'm a Saint Patrick's Day baby.)

Wonder if we can have our own version of that festival here for those of us who can't travel to Japan . . ..

[ralerin]

Second it could be viewed as sexual harassment if it was obvious that the customer was using it on purpose.

I don't think so-she seemed surprised when I pointed it out to her.

[PepperElf]

I don't think so-she seemed surprised when I pointed it out to her.

So... seeing "B ONE R" on the bill made her go ?

[Jester]

Oh, goodness no! We get boned here every day. April 15th is just the day we have to pay the tab for the privilege of getting boned.

Wow. I just got out-Jestered.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Mine is on the 17th (I'm a Saint Patrick's Day baby.)

I have a friend down here named Kat (short for Kathleen, I believe). Flaming red hair, blue eyes, absolutely gorgeous, Irish to the core, and her birthday is St. Patrick's Day.

Seriously....can you GET any more Irish than THAT?

[wolfie]

*14 year old boys pretending to be older, can hear one giggling like a girl in the background* "Um, I wanna know if you have any large condoms."

*going to ignore the joke* "Oh yes, we do! What size would you like?"

*little gears in their brain turning* "Um, how large is large?"

"Oh we have large and magnum size! Large is $x.xx and Magnum is $y.yy."

Should have added "But you probably need the finger cots, at $z.zz for 10".