The Tow Files: MayDay Edition

[RealUnimportant]

If you don't return my car for free immediately, I WILL HAVE IT TOWED BY ONE OF YOUR COMPETITORS FROM NOW ON!!!!!111eleventy-eleven and onety-one111!!!!!

I love that so much, ... Well, see for yourself.

[PepperElf]

Yay! More Argabarga stories!

Yeah, I do feel sorry for that first guy. "I just didn't feel like it!!!" Really??

Poor guy's probably going to hear about it all night long. All because his wife was a lazy bitch.

[vang]

"Can't you just let me go this time? I promise that if you catch me again you can charge me double the fine!!!!"[/I]

[Irish Beat Cop] Wellllll.... allrite, I let ye gooo now ya little scamp, but don't let me be catchin' ya doin' this ah-gain, and stay away from those explosives like I told ye last time! [/Irish Beat Cop]

Heh, no, I didn't say that for real. Since I hadn't hooked the car up or anything I couldn't charge anything... so she did get to go at that point. And sadly that means She probably thinks that excuse WORKS, so it'll just be tried again at somepoint in the future because "the last guy let me do that!" Oh well.

Oh, I hope she *did* think it worked and tries that again on someone with sufficent snark.

"If you catch me again you can charge me double the fine!"
"We don't do that."
"The last guy let me do it!"
"Really? Okay, then your fine just doubled as per the agreement. Thanks for telling me!"