Puddlejumper

[Mytical]

bhskittykatt you may have to inform that customer that they may now owe for a broken brain. Poor Mytical has been sitting over in the corner babbling about 'dirt and water, not dirty?' with a confused look on his face ever since reading this. If you are wondering who I am, I am the 'emergency brain broadcast' manager.

[Chanlin]

I have to say I used to draft customer service responses and I wholeheartedly approve of yours.

[bhskittykatt]

I'm just trying to figure out why, if it was SO valuable, she wasn't taking better care of it, like, say, keeping it in a bag of some sort.

Betcha it was something like a mass market paperback too...

I did not see the book, but I have the same feeling. Maybe it was a textbook or something, but that wasn't the vibe I was getting when she came in.

I mean, I have mass-market paperbacks I'm somewhat attached to...but if I lose one, it's not the end of the world. I had one of those little New Testaments that the Gideons hand out. It got stolen (with a bunch of other stuff), and I was a little mad because I'd filled it with little notes...but I just got another one and started writing new notes. No biggie.

Though I did tell Hubs that I would kill him if he moved or misplaced any of my Post-It notes in my copy of Dante's Inferno...that thing is stuffed with notes from my medieval lit class. Even if I lost them, though, it wouldn't kill me (and I'm long done with that class anyways).

[Mr Hero]

Let her know its been disinfected. So its clean dirt.

The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up. Minigolf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides than any other planet we communicate with.

[malmalthekiller]

Your dirty is far too dirty - do something about that!

....really?

[Slave to the Phone]

That was a very good letter. Just the right amount of snark, while pretending to be distressed.

[Andara Bledin]

The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up. Minigolf scores are way down. And we have more excellent waterslides than any other planet we communicate with.

Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about.

^-.-^

[Howler]

The puddles in our parking lot are too dirty.

I'll be right there....