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    Odd Friday

    Some strange things today


    --
    Ring ring. Ring ring.
    "Deli"
    "What day is today?"
    "Friday"
    "Thanks" (Click)
    " ... ?! "


    --

    I have my back to the counter, bend over to pick up a bucket of chicken. I hear
    "Nice ass, baby".
    I stand up, turn around, look at him... the guy just goes pale and walks away.

    (Edit: He didn't really say it out loud to me, he sorta muttered it to himself... but I have good hearing. And the store was empty, so there was NOBODY else he could've been referring to)

    ---

    "Can I get three pounds of perch?"
    (I get it all together)
    "44 DOLLARS?!"
    "Yes... perch is $14.49 a pound"
    "How the hell is it 44 dollars?"
    I show him the scale, which is reading 3.012 pounds at 14.49 a pound == $43.64 (About 33 Euros)
    He walked away, leaving the fish behind.
    Last edited by ahanix1989; 03-10-2007, 01:30 AM.
    I've been here for two years, work harder than most others, and I'm getting paid $1.80 an hour
    less than the 17 year old slacker you hired two months ago. Maybe that's why I'm not chipper at work.
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    Well at least the guy had the decency to realize he had actually said that thought out loud instead of in his inner voice.

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      Doesn't change the fact that I'm a guy
      I've been here for two years, work harder than most others, and I'm getting paid $1.80 an hour
      less than the 17 year old slacker you hired two months ago. Maybe that's why I'm not chipper at work.

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      • #4
        What's wrong with same sex appreciation of asses? As long as it's not creepy, of course...
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          Quoth ahanix1989 View Post
          Doesn't change the fact that I'm a guy
          Reading the OP I was assuming it was written by a girl (no offense - I didn't really look at who wrote it).
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Quoth ahanix1989 View Post
            Some strange things today


            --
            Ring ring. Ring ring.
            "Deli"
            "What day is today?"
            "Friday"
            "Thanks" (Click)
            " ... ?! "
            Banana Phone!...?
            "I call murder on that!"

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