You want a WHAT discount?

[cybiko123]

We got a rather special request on our Live Chat the other day. (Disclaimer: I have nothing against Christians, Jews, or any other group of people. Just SCs. )

Cast
LJ: Our friendly neighborhood SC
MA: Sales rep
YP: Technically not a sales rep, but filling in for the day
MH: Sales rep

Chat, the first
[8:50 PM] LJ has joined the room
[8:50 PM] MA has joined the room
[8:51 PM] MA: Hello! How may I help you?
[8:51 PM] LJ: F***, your jewish arent you
[8:51 PM] MA: No
[8:51 PM] LJ: Transfer me to someone else please
[8:51 PM] MA: Very well
[8:52 PM] MA: One moment
[8:53 PM] YP has joined the room
[8:53 PM] MA has left the room
[8:53 PM] YP: Hi, thanks for contacting [us]. This is [YP]. How may I help you?
[8:53 PM] LJ: GODDAMIT! Aren't there any good Christians working here?
[8:54 PM] YP: I'm not sure, ma'am.
[8:54 PM] YP: I don't really ask my co-workers about their religions.
[8:55 PM] LJ: I want the owner. Now.
[8:56 PM] YP: There are two problems with that request. First, he's not here right now. And second, he's Jewish.
[8:56 PM] LJ: AUGHHH!!!
[8:56 PM] LJ has left the room
[9:51 PM] YP has left the room

Well, that went well, huh? She didn't give up, though. She came back. And due to the way we have our chat system set up, if you reconnect within a certain time limit after disconnecting, we try to route you to the same agent.

Chat, the first (and a half)
[8:58 PM] LJ has joined the room
[8:58 PM] MA has joined the room
[8:58 PM] MA Hello! How May I help you?
[8:59 PM] LJ has left the room
[8:59 PM] MA has left the room

But that did not deter her. Oh, no. She was out for...well, not blood, but...actually, who knows? She hasn't told us yet. Pants, perhaps?

The final encounter
[9:02 PM] LJ has joined the room
[9:02 PM] MH has joined the room
[9:03 PM] MH: Hello, ma'dam
[9:03 PM] MH: I understand you're having issues with other chat reps?
[9:03 PM] LJ: Are you Christian?
[9:03 PM] MH: Indeed I am.
[9:03 PM] LJ: Oh thank goodness
[9:03 PM] MH: How can I assist you today?
[9:03 PM] LJ: I need a computer
[snip unnecessary conversation]
[9:09 PM] MH: How about something like this?
[9:09 PM] MH: *link*
[9:10 PM] LJ: That looks nice
[9:10 PM] LJ: How much is it?
[9:10 PM] MH: $xxx.xx
[9:11 PM] LJ: WHAT?
[9:11 PM] MH: If you'd like I can give you the specifications for it.
[9:11 PM] MH: It's a pretty good computer for the price.
[9:12 PM] LJ: Is that with my discount?!
[9:12 PM] MH: Can you clarify on your discount?
[9:13 PM] LJ: You DO have a christian discount, don't you?
[9:14 PM] MH: Unfortunately not, ma'am. I do not know of any corporation that offers any such discount.
[9:15 PM] LJ: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ITERNITY!!!
[9:15 PM] LJ has left the room


Aren't people just great?

[BroSCFischer]

I don't think even church bazaar's have "Christian Discounts".

SC

[dalesys]

Well, the lions may have a discount...

After they've eaten down to the spine, they (might) count the discs.

Satisfied?

[Mr Hero]

So much I could say about this twit that'll get sent straight to Fratching territory.

[Kheldarson]

Well, the lions may have a discount...

After they've eaten down to the spine, they (might) count the discs.

Satisfied?

.....

*snerk*

I shouldn't laugh at that....

But that lady's got more than her panties in a bunch. Her head's screwed loose as well.

A Christian discount? Da fuq?

[TopEndDave]

We got a rather special request on our Live Chat the other day. (Disclaimer: I have nothing against Christians, Jews, or any other group of people. Just SCs. )

[9:13 PM] LJ: You DO have a christian discount, don't you?
[9:14 PM] MH: Unfortunately not, ma'am. I do not know of any corporation that offers any such discount.
[9:15 PM] LJ: YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ITERNITY!!!

This part is similar to a customer that I co-worker at Hardley Normal had. She demanded a 50% discount because "she has Jesus in her and he said that we have to sell the computer to her for half price. If the computer was not at half price then he was insulting Jesus."

This women is a few sandwiches short of picnic and likes to sing religious songs on street corners (very poorly). So I know that she is not your typical Christian.

[NoMoreRetail]

I don't think she was playing with a full deck!

[thehuckster]

A little known fact is the quote actually goes like this:

"Render unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's, minus ten-percent"

[gremcint]

sure just enter your christian savings club card number. seriously wth?

[Pixilated]

Would be interesting to know if that line has ever worked for her.

A little known fact is the quote actually goes like this:

"Render unto Ceasar that which is Ceasar's, minus ten-percent"

[Tora]

Christian discount.

........

That is officially one of the most stupidly entitled statements I've heard on this site. o.O

[taxguykarl]

The Christian discount is 10%
The PITA fee for making such a request is 20%

[firecat88]

I would say that no one is that stupid, but well...this happened. So I know that some people are that stupid.

[BlaqueKatt]

"Jesus saves" does not come with a percentage amount....

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Christian discount.

........

That is officially one of the most stupidly entitled statements I've heard on this site. o.O

WTF???

Another one of those situations where just when you've thought you've heard it all, somebody grabs a shovel and starts digging.

And, as a reminder - even though this is going okay thus far - to not let this disintegrate into a religious debate. It's a good thread and I'd hate to see it shut down.