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  • #16
    Then nobody gets towed
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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    • #17
      Quoth Argabarga View Post
      "Thanks a lot! Now the cops are mad at me and you made me look like an idiot!"

      No thanks are required citizen, you did that on your own.

      Strangely, he's left me alone since then.
      I really hope that the cops mentioned words like "aggravated" and "assault" somewhere in their conversation with this charming gent. His comment merely cements the notion I had that he's one of those guys who "is never wrong", and "nothing is ever his fault" ~_~
      "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
      "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
      "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
      "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
      "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
      "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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      • #18
        Nice to see that Mr. Snoop Dog got served a frosty glass of PWNADE(tm). Always nice when they get a dose of it.
        PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

        There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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        • #19
          The weird thing about Mr. Snoopy is that, technically, he won. He received his demand - undisputed evidence of your authorization to perform your job.

          In other words, "You got what you wanted. You should be happy."

          Snoopy didn't care about your authorization; he wanted you gone. He asked for your authorization, hoping that would make you go away. Instead, he got your authorization. You played by his rules and won. He can hardly claim unfair treatment.

          "Okay, I'll start with Who, What, When, and Where, followed by Whither, Whether, Whence, and Wherefore, and finish up with one big side order of Why."

          /the line's obscure, but the source material is world famous
          //no fair Googling!

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          • #20
            Thank you, Zaphod Beeblebrox.

            (No line is too obscure...)
            "Bring me knitting!" (The Doctor - not the one you were expecting)

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            • #21
              Strangely, he's left me alone since then.
              I'm betting the cops scared him off of you. And were probably very glad to do it.

              Sounds like he's been calling them a lot with bullshit complaints. And now... now not only did he come at you with a baseball bat, they can verify that they saw him with it still when they arrived to investigate.

              I'm betting they let him know just how deeply he's going to be fucked if he pulls that shit again.

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              • #22
                Quoth KatherineB View Post
                Thank you, Zaphod Beeblebrox.

                (No line is too obscure...)
                "Do you have any idea how much damage this tow truck would suffer if I were to let it roll straight over you?"

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                • #23
                  Quoth Ben_Who View Post
                  "Do you have any idea how much damage this tow truck would suffer if I were to let it roll straight over you?"
                  Most likely none, but I'd hate to be wrong

                  Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe.... maybe.....

                  I have yet to meet man who can outsmart F-450
                  - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                  • #24
                    also... is it bad that every time i read that WHAT thing I was thinking... of Dave Chappelle going "WHAT? YEAH!! OKAY!!" ...

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Argabarga View Post
                      Most likely none, but I'd hate to be wrong

                      Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe.... maybe.....

                      I have yet to meet man who can outsmart F-450
                      The Law of Mass wins again.
                      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                      • #26
                        Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                        The Law of Mass wins again.
                        Also known as the Right of Weigh.

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