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  • #16
    I would love to be a store owner and hear a line like that...

    I'd accuse them of lying to their face. When they inevitably respond by puffing themselves up and getting angry, I'd respond with something along these lines:

    "Well, there's really only two possible results here: (a) You are lying about coming back, and I'd really like to minimize the number of dishonest people in my store...or, (b) you're actually telling the truth, which means you are no longer a customer, and I no longer have to pretend to like you or that I want your business!... Either way, I don't want you here. Bug off."
    "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
    "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
    "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
    "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
    "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
    "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
    Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
    "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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    • #17
      Quoth EricKei View Post
      "Well, there's really only two possible results here: (a) You are lying about coming back, and I'd really like to minimize the number of dishonest people in my store...or, (b) you're actually telling the truth, which means you are no longer a customer, and I no longer have to pretend to like you or that I want your business!... Either way, I don't want you here. Bug off."
      I'd kiss my SM if he said that to a sucktomer.
      In a totally non-gay way.
      If thats possible..

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      • #18
        Quoth Zenova View Post
        I'd kiss my SM if he said that to a sucktomer.
        In a totally non-gay way.
        If thats possible..
        But saying it in a gay way would piss off the sucktomer even more.
        "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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        • #19
          I'd pay a fairly large sum of money for a DVD of that whole scenario . . . Including the kiss, of course.

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          • #20
            Quoth morgana View Post
            I'd pay a fairly large sum of money for a DVD of that whole scenario
            Maybe we should start a CS.com KickStarter (fundraiser) and use the dough to compile a DVD of our best War Stories and "I Wish" scenarios (like the above) from the site ... users could submit their own (amateur) videos and such...

            Hmmmmmmm.....
            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
            "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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            • #21
              Quoth An Haddock View Post
              "Promise?"
              Actually my answer would be:

              "See you next week!"

              Less likely to get you in trouble for antagonizing a customer.

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              • #22
                Quoth Kereminde View Post
                Actually my answer would be:

                "See you next weekTuesday!"
                Fixed it for you.
                Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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