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  • The Grinch Who Stole Summer

    I don’t post about the office job very often, as it is quite rare for me to encounter a sucky person and even when I do, sometimes the details are too sensitive to put on the net. This one is fine though.

    It’s five minutes before I am due to finish, and in comes a group of four people. I recognised the leader of the group. He’s a right grumpy bastard from a parent/teacher group. I will call him GB. I also recognised one of the women in the group, who I will call Friendly Woman: FW.

    GB: We are here for our meeting.
    Me: Oh, what meeting is that? I don’t believe I have any scheduled for this time.
    GB *Boring meeting*
    Me: Right, I don’t have anything down for Boring Meeting.
    GB: I have this letter confirming it is tonight.

    He showed me the letter. It was genuine. Damn it! Someone in the school hadn’t booked it in! That meant I had to stay in the building until it was over. It is the equivilent of getting a table for 20 walking through the doors of a restuarant five minutes before you close, or getting an annoying last minute customer in a store who decides to fill a cart full of shopping.

    Me: OK, I will have to get some keys and see where I can put you.
    GB: This is ridiculous! I organised and booked this today!
    Me: Well unfortunately I haven’t been informed, so there are no rooms ready. I’m sorry about that, but I will sort something out for you.
    GB: *grumbles, moans and starts bitching about me to the other people*

    I was really annoyed. The weather in the UK was beautiful today. Amazing considering that my town looked like Silent Hill last night. All I wanted was to go home and relax in the garden while it was still warm and light, not be stuck in a boiling hot office waiting for a meeting to finish.

    Friendly Woman spoke up.

    FW: Do you know what, I don’t think we should hold the meeting in here tonight.
    GB: What do you mean by that?
    FW: Well, look at the weather. The sun is shining. It is beautiful. We should really be taking advantage of it.

    The other two people keenly nodded in agreement.

    FW: There are several picnic tables around the campus. Why don’t we have the meeting outdoors on one of those? It would be much nicer than sitting in a stuffy room.

    GB looked over the top of his glasses at her.

    GB: No.

    The three of them looked very disappointed, and headed inside with GB. GB turned around as he walked through the door.

    GB: And we will be needing some tea, boy!

    It took me completely by surprise. I couldn’t help myself.

    Me: BOY?!?!?!!?!

    He turned around and looked at me like I had committed a crime. They didn’t get their tea.

  • #2
    Shame the other three didn't say, "We'll meet you at one of the picnic tables" and smile and walk out.

    That would've left GB with the option of having the meeting outdoors or having a meeting with a quorum of one.

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    • #3
      Quoth Pixilated View Post
      Shame the other three didn't say, "We'll meet you at one of the picnic tables" and smile and walk out.
      That's what I would've done, to be honest.
      "Things that fail to kill me make me level up." ~ NateWantsToBattle, Training Hard (Counting Stars parody)

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      • #4
        Three against one! They should have grabbed his arms and hauled him outside, all the while chattering non-stop about what a beautiful day it was and how they simply wouldn't sit in a stuffy room, blah blah blah...

        And then you could lock the door behind them. Well, we can dream.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          And of course, we all know the face that GB was making when he denied their request...

          This was one of those times where my mouth says "have a nice day" but my brain says "go step on a Lego". - RegisterAce
          I can't make something magically appear to fulfill all your hopes and dreams. Believe me, if I could I'd be the first person I'd help. - Trixie

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