Price Matches A couple that came through my line left a couple of adds on the conveyor belt. After I scanned a few certain items, the lady chimed in. SL= Stupid Lady
SL: Those items were price matches.
Me: Excuse me?
SL: They're on the adds right there.
Me: Oh ok. Well just to let you know, you need to tell me about those.
SL: The adds are right there.
Pause for a second to let everyone here know that it is the CUSTOMER'S RESPONSIBILITY to tell us which items are price matches and what the competitor's price is. This is not our job, sorry. It takes way too long and there are other people waiting in line. 99.9% of the customers do it the right way. I'm not gonna do the work for you. You lazy people want the price matches, let me know what they are.
Coupons This is partly my fault but easily corrected. This couple handed me coupons right at the beginning of the transaction, and I took them and set them off to the side, proceeding to ring everything up. Only thing was, I forgot to scan the coupons and didn't realize my mistake until the receipt had printed. I apologized profusely as this was an honest mistake and can happen to any cashier. I told them they can go to customer service and that they will refund the difference, but are they happy? We all know the answer to that. Of course, this lady looks at me like I just killed her kids or something
Anyway, this is why I prefer customers to wait until the end of the transaction to give me coupons, as we tend to get very busy and when it gets busy there is always a chance of forgetting.
But these people did not complain about the coupons surprisingly. No, they complained that I was rough with their groceries
which was complete and total bullshit.
Hundred Dollar Bill A customer asked for $100 cash back. I was very low on twenties, so I give him a hundred. DA= Dumbass
DA: No, don't give me a hundred. I wanted twenties.
Me: I'm sorry, I didn't have enough in my drawer.
DA: Well then give me twenties and tens.
Me: I don't have enough, the other customers cleaned me out, I am sorry.
DA: This hundred dollar bill won't spend!
Um hello you stupid dumbass! Its US currency, of course it will spend! This is not the first customer to object about getting a hundred. Personally, I don't see the big deal. Yes its the biggest denomination of money that we have, but so what? It still spends just as good. Most stores will not refuse to take a hundred, although I know of a few who won't take them.
Me: If you go to customer service, they will break the hundred for you.
Dumbass walks away like its the biggest inconvenience in the world.
Well ask me if I give a fuck, because I don't. There are way more important things to get upset over believe me.
SL: Those items were price matches.
Me: Excuse me?
SL: They're on the adds right there.
Me: Oh ok. Well just to let you know, you need to tell me about those.
SL: The adds are right there.
Pause for a second to let everyone here know that it is the CUSTOMER'S RESPONSIBILITY to tell us which items are price matches and what the competitor's price is. This is not our job, sorry. It takes way too long and there are other people waiting in line. 99.9% of the customers do it the right way. I'm not gonna do the work for you. You lazy people want the price matches, let me know what they are.
Coupons This is partly my fault but easily corrected. This couple handed me coupons right at the beginning of the transaction, and I took them and set them off to the side, proceeding to ring everything up. Only thing was, I forgot to scan the coupons and didn't realize my mistake until the receipt had printed. I apologized profusely as this was an honest mistake and can happen to any cashier. I told them they can go to customer service and that they will refund the difference, but are they happy? We all know the answer to that. Of course, this lady looks at me like I just killed her kids or something

Anyway, this is why I prefer customers to wait until the end of the transaction to give me coupons, as we tend to get very busy and when it gets busy there is always a chance of forgetting.
But these people did not complain about the coupons surprisingly. No, they complained that I was rough with their groceries

Hundred Dollar Bill A customer asked for $100 cash back. I was very low on twenties, so I give him a hundred. DA= Dumbass
DA: No, don't give me a hundred. I wanted twenties.
Me: I'm sorry, I didn't have enough in my drawer.
DA: Well then give me twenties and tens.
Me: I don't have enough, the other customers cleaned me out, I am sorry.
DA: This hundred dollar bill won't spend!
Um hello you stupid dumbass! Its US currency, of course it will spend! This is not the first customer to object about getting a hundred. Personally, I don't see the big deal. Yes its the biggest denomination of money that we have, but so what? It still spends just as good. Most stores will not refuse to take a hundred, although I know of a few who won't take them.
Me: If you go to customer service, they will break the hundred for you.
Dumbass walks away like its the biggest inconvenience in the world.

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