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Here's some of the quick stories about sucky/stupid/scammer customers. I will have to edit some of them to keep my business anonymous.
40 Dollar! Lady (ordered $40 worth of food at drive thru, got mad that it cost so much, left… wasted 4 orders of onion rings). - This was 10+ years ago, so $40 went even farther.
Alcohol Delivery Guy (had BP bring him vodka, then yelled cause it was wrong brand).
Asshole at “BUSINESS” who demanded a delivery at 8pm, kept saying; “I wanna be your last delivery of the day!!!” - Note - at the time we ended delivery at 7 pm. We closed at 9.
Asshole who bitched because other guy got -BURGER- before his fish.- He ordered 8 of them, and demanded his money back and stormed out with his scared looking girlfriend.
Bag lady & the Bratty Kids (always use millions of auctions gifts, kids talk back, waste straws & napkins, spitballs at -FEMALE EMPLOYEES-, dad and mom argued over “vanilla”, dad said kid could smoke, left little one in car for an hour, took forever to order). - The kid was around 8.
Bitching ladies at the fair – sat and complained about where the beers garden are, insulted everyone that walked by, said; “everybody’s walking around like zombies because they’re doped up on medication!” - we have a restaurant booth at our local county fair.
Bitchy girl at the fair who said; “I can’t believe you charge $1 for milk on the last day!” - we bring it back to the store and use it there.
Bitchy Grandma that thinks you can read her mind, orders; “2 -BURGERS- and a ya know!”
Bitchy onion ring lady #2, said they were “ice cold” they had just come out of the fryer.
- guy who stole a ladies CD player in the parking lot and smashed it on the ground, started screaming and ran away. - I don't remember if he got arrested.
Braindead lady who said; “You should give your last customer that last t-shirt before you close” (10 more shirts in back). Then told FEMALE EMPLOYEE that ; “You look bored. You should eat a cookie or a cone”.
Bulletin Board phone call Nightmare (kept calling back, insisted we write down shit she wanted to sell to put up on our bulletin board, had a speech impediment – couldn’t understand, really bitchy, called -FEMALE EMPLOYEE- stupid, kept saying “Bwaadadin Bwwaad!”). - The employee was the opener that day, and was very busy, and didn't have time for that crap.
Burley Woman – said; “Shrimpbuger? Eww.. fucking disgusting! Lemme guess, people order that right?” , then told -FEMALE EMPLOYEE- she made her root beer float wrong.
That's just some of the highlights, or lowlights from A-B.
40 Dollar! Lady (ordered $40 worth of food at drive thru, got mad that it cost so much, left… wasted 4 orders of onion rings). - This was 10+ years ago, so $40 went even farther.
Alcohol Delivery Guy (had BP bring him vodka, then yelled cause it was wrong brand).
Asshole at “BUSINESS” who demanded a delivery at 8pm, kept saying; “I wanna be your last delivery of the day!!!” - Note - at the time we ended delivery at 7 pm. We closed at 9.
Asshole who bitched because other guy got -BURGER- before his fish.- He ordered 8 of them, and demanded his money back and stormed out with his scared looking girlfriend.
Bag lady & the Bratty Kids (always use millions of auctions gifts, kids talk back, waste straws & napkins, spitballs at -FEMALE EMPLOYEES-, dad and mom argued over “vanilla”, dad said kid could smoke, left little one in car for an hour, took forever to order). - The kid was around 8.
Bitching ladies at the fair – sat and complained about where the beers garden are, insulted everyone that walked by, said; “everybody’s walking around like zombies because they’re doped up on medication!” - we have a restaurant booth at our local county fair.
Bitchy girl at the fair who said; “I can’t believe you charge $1 for milk on the last day!” - we bring it back to the store and use it there.
Bitchy Grandma that thinks you can read her mind, orders; “2 -BURGERS- and a ya know!”
Bitchy onion ring lady #2, said they were “ice cold” they had just come out of the fryer.
- guy who stole a ladies CD player in the parking lot and smashed it on the ground, started screaming and ran away. - I don't remember if he got arrested.
Braindead lady who said; “You should give your last customer that last t-shirt before you close” (10 more shirts in back). Then told FEMALE EMPLOYEE that ; “You look bored. You should eat a cookie or a cone”.
Bulletin Board phone call Nightmare (kept calling back, insisted we write down shit she wanted to sell to put up on our bulletin board, had a speech impediment – couldn’t understand, really bitchy, called -FEMALE EMPLOYEE- stupid, kept saying “Bwaadadin Bwwaad!”). - The employee was the opener that day, and was very busy, and didn't have time for that crap.
Burley Woman – said; “Shrimpbuger? Eww.. fucking disgusting! Lemme guess, people order that right?” , then told -FEMALE EMPLOYEE- she made her root beer float wrong.
That's just some of the highlights, or lowlights from A-B.
Reverse order next time. Unless you have a calibrated dispenser.
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