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On account of extremely poor workmanship and petty complaints
It's a Permit, Not a Sandwich
Why didn't you just go out and BUY some lime-green dayglo paper stock? I'm sure every art store in town has some, I'm sure the craft section of every major retailer has some. Because, be it laziness or stupidity, or a combination of the two ( a condition I call "lazpidity" ) when you tried to forge a permit by taking a digital scan of one, printing out the front and back sides of it on a color printer, and then gluing that to either side of a piece of plain white paper, well, it ended up looking like a mutant oreo cookie made from toxic waste, with two slices of sickly green sandwiched around a white center. Had you done a much more precise trim job, I might have missed it. Though, don't bank on that.
Concentrated Failure
The fails-per-capita on this one was quite amazing.
It was the wrong color (yellow instead of orange) probably because you took a picture of it with a camera, put that into the computer, and then tried to print it out on white paper, the old photocopy-of-a-photocopy-of-a-photocopy sequential decay of the color was the inevitable result. STRIKE 1
The initials of the office-lady who authorizes these looked AWFUL, unless she tried to issue one drunk, I'm sure she can close the top of her "R"s and "B"s a lot better than you did. STRIKE 2
It was too thin, paper curls up when you hang it, legit cardstock does not, as I've mentioned many many times before . STRIKE 3, yer outta here
The company that issues these prints them out a dozen to the sheet, with pre-scored lines to tear them along to separate them. Yours had clean edges, not the little perforation "nubs" left behind on an original Oop, now you're arguing with the ump over that called strike 3
Obvious scissor marks on the round part that wraps around the rearview mirror The ump just sent you to the showers, now you're tossing your helmet and bat around
The serial number matched the one already up in the car next to yours, you know, the one you (badly) copied it from? The manager just had to drag you kicking and screaming off the field, and the League Commissioner would now like to have a word with you
So much failure in such a little space, YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!
Can't Please Nobody
While walking through the lot checking permits, I get yelled at by one of the people out on their balcony having a smoke.
Not for "snooping" or "sneaking" or "casing the joint" or the injustice of holding people to the law about vehicular trespass, or whatever..... no, the reason they were mad with me?
I didn't come over and say hello to them, and that was rude, they just wanted me to know that....
It's a Permit, Not a Sandwich
Why didn't you just go out and BUY some lime-green dayglo paper stock? I'm sure every art store in town has some, I'm sure the craft section of every major retailer has some. Because, be it laziness or stupidity, or a combination of the two ( a condition I call "lazpidity" ) when you tried to forge a permit by taking a digital scan of one, printing out the front and back sides of it on a color printer, and then gluing that to either side of a piece of plain white paper, well, it ended up looking like a mutant oreo cookie made from toxic waste, with two slices of sickly green sandwiched around a white center. Had you done a much more precise trim job, I might have missed it. Though, don't bank on that.
Concentrated Failure
The fails-per-capita on this one was quite amazing.
It was the wrong color (yellow instead of orange) probably because you took a picture of it with a camera, put that into the computer, and then tried to print it out on white paper, the old photocopy-of-a-photocopy-of-a-photocopy sequential decay of the color was the inevitable result. STRIKE 1
The initials of the office-lady who authorizes these looked AWFUL, unless she tried to issue one drunk, I'm sure she can close the top of her "R"s and "B"s a lot better than you did. STRIKE 2
It was too thin, paper curls up when you hang it, legit cardstock does not, as I've mentioned many many times before . STRIKE 3, yer outta here
The company that issues these prints them out a dozen to the sheet, with pre-scored lines to tear them along to separate them. Yours had clean edges, not the little perforation "nubs" left behind on an original Oop, now you're arguing with the ump over that called strike 3
Obvious scissor marks on the round part that wraps around the rearview mirror The ump just sent you to the showers, now you're tossing your helmet and bat around
The serial number matched the one already up in the car next to yours, you know, the one you (badly) copied it from? The manager just had to drag you kicking and screaming off the field, and the League Commissioner would now like to have a word with you
So much failure in such a little space, YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!
Can't Please Nobody
While walking through the lot checking permits, I get yelled at by one of the people out on their balcony having a smoke.
Not for "snooping" or "sneaking" or "casing the joint" or the injustice of holding people to the law about vehicular trespass, or whatever..... no, the reason they were mad with me?
I didn't come over and say hello to them, and that was rude, they just wanted me to know that....
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