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Tuesday night fright!
Tonight hell opened up ..
or the mental hospital ..
at the coffeshop I work at we have those glass cake domes on the counter so people can choose a croissant, and I will pull it out for them..
This guy decides he can just stick his frickin hand in there and take it out..
SC: Oh, I want this too (holds up croissant)
ME: Did you seriously just pull that out of there?
SC: Yea ...
ME: No.. don't do that again.
*end*
Sometimes I feel as though people dig into the deepest corners of thier mind and pull a childhood trauma out and turn it into a drink .. which in turn traumatizes me ..
SC: I want a triple shot *SIFTED* through ice.
ME: What did you just say to me?
SC: I want a triple shot with ice, but i want you to drain the ice out .. so it's cold.
ME: Like a mixed drink? like at a bar?
SC: Yea.
ME: It's not bad over ice, you can use a straw.
SC: I like to just shoot it down.
ME: Does ice slow you down?
SC: ...
ME: nevermind. it's coming right up.
*note: he sat there sipping it for like 2 hours*
..next..
SC: Can you make a cup of coffee that is half caffinated, half decaffinated.
ME: Well, since I have regular coffee & decaf coffee .. I think I can *smile*
SC: You can do anything!
ME: ....... ??????
*end*
Some of our drinks are kinda expensive .. especially if they aren't coffee.
SC: I want a coke.
ME: That's 1.50 + tax.
SC: Why is it so EXPENSIVE?!
ME: Because we are a coffeeshop ...
SC: That makes no sense..
ME: Okay, um, because we hate you ..?
SC: *buys drink, leaves*
*anyone who asks me about pricing should be beaten. if I was making prices up, then I would not be standing behind this counter dealing with your stupid self*
*end*
The things those SCs do!!
- I swear, no one can add sugar to thier coffee without exploding twice. or milk for that matter.
- don't change your order while i'm in the middle of making it .. really.. know what you want.
- STOP STEALING MY FRICKIN PENS!
- No, I will not dance for a tip from you, im a barista NOT A FRICKIN POLEDANCER!
- you tipping me stops me from mugging you later.
there are more, but Im so tired.
or the mental hospital ..
at the coffeshop I work at we have those glass cake domes on the counter so people can choose a croissant, and I will pull it out for them..
This guy decides he can just stick his frickin hand in there and take it out..
SC: Oh, I want this too (holds up croissant)
ME: Did you seriously just pull that out of there?
SC: Yea ...
ME: No.. don't do that again.
*end*
Sometimes I feel as though people dig into the deepest corners of thier mind and pull a childhood trauma out and turn it into a drink .. which in turn traumatizes me ..
SC: I want a triple shot *SIFTED* through ice.
ME: What did you just say to me?
SC: I want a triple shot with ice, but i want you to drain the ice out .. so it's cold.
ME: Like a mixed drink? like at a bar?
SC: Yea.
ME: It's not bad over ice, you can use a straw.
SC: I like to just shoot it down.
ME: Does ice slow you down?
SC: ...
ME: nevermind. it's coming right up.
*note: he sat there sipping it for like 2 hours*
..next..
SC: Can you make a cup of coffee that is half caffinated, half decaffinated.
ME: Well, since I have regular coffee & decaf coffee .. I think I can *smile*
SC: You can do anything!
ME: ....... ??????
*end*
Some of our drinks are kinda expensive .. especially if they aren't coffee.
SC: I want a coke.
ME: That's 1.50 + tax.
SC: Why is it so EXPENSIVE?!
ME: Because we are a coffeeshop ...
SC: That makes no sense..
ME: Okay, um, because we hate you ..?
SC: *buys drink, leaves*
*anyone who asks me about pricing should be beaten. if I was making prices up, then I would not be standing behind this counter dealing with your stupid self*
*end*
The things those SCs do!!
- I swear, no one can add sugar to thier coffee without exploding twice. or milk for that matter.
- don't change your order while i'm in the middle of making it .. really.. know what you want.
- STOP STEALING MY FRICKIN PENS!
- No, I will not dance for a tip from you, im a barista NOT A FRICKIN POLEDANCER!
- you tipping me stops me from mugging you later.
there are more, but Im so tired.
It would be an honor and a privilege to use that as my quote! I wanted "this ain't no jelly donut" but Juwl beat me.
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