Naked Guy in Hall...

[Desk clerk knows all]

I had a naked guy once, he was sleeping in the nude and said he thought he heard something in the hall and open the door to look out and it closed behind him. Why you would look out into the hall naked, I don't know. He came down the elevator to the lobby and just peaked around the corner and said "hey" to get my attention. I could not see that he was naked. I was on the phone so I said one moment please. While he was waiting, a couple came in the front door, he got in the elevator to hide, but then they got on the elevator. Bet they were surprised. A few minutes later a got a call from a lady in a room and she said, "My daughter just saw a naked man in the elevator, is that something I should worry about?" One of my co-workers once had a huge, hairy guy come to the desk to get a key because he was locked out, he was wearing a pink bra and panties. We all watched the video of that one, it was very funny.

[Argabarga]

3) Why do all the naked guys in the hall look like... well... YOU?

I'm certainly not one to talk, because I'm no cover model myself. But that was hilarious. It certainly does seem sometimes that the people with the least need to be naked end up naked all the time, doesn't it?

[CloserToSane]

Yeah it gets worse.

Soon Mr Naked will just result in an eyeroll and walking away - he wasn't locked out, just a stag party, being well a stag party. I wasn't working, just overnight for a sale event I was helping to host.

[infinitemonkies]

Before becoming a night auditor, I thought it only happened in poorly written television comedies.

But yeah, it happens. At least once a month at my hotel.
And it is never, ever an attractive woman.

[MystyGlyttyr]

You know, when I stay in a hotel, I admit I wander around in clothes that I would normally only wear at home, run downstairs in my pajamas and what not. But everything is COVERED, it's never less than shorts and a shirt...the least I've ever worn in public like that was a bikini on my way to the pool. Naked? God no. No offense to hotels but I don't know what could be out there.

[Skarredmind]

Mysty You're already doing something most SC's never even consider... thinking about it.

Just sayin' :-D

[Racket_Man]

I am still newish at the hotel I work at...

BUUUUT. (as indicated by the cryptic title)

I had my first naked guy in the hall last night.

1) What posesses you to leave your room naked?

2) When you were planning this sky clad excursion, why did you not consider that you might need your key?

3) Why do all the naked guys in the hall look like... well... YOU?

HMMMMM try doing my job where I have to go to peoples houses to get greeted by (the famous house in my delivery area) NAKED GUY, old ladies in tattered house dresses with holes old men who still think that their bodies are 16 but in reality old saggy and wrinkly, beer gut supreams, extream muffin tops (both sexes), etc. men who think dangley bits of their junk is something others would like to observe up close

4) Why are there never stories of super hot naked women stuck in the hall in a hotel?

I actually had a rather nice looking naked woman answer the door at a hotel a couple of years ago and play peek-a-boo with me.

AND the other night had a woman rush to the door in nothing but an unzipped hoddie and short shorts.

There is not much that surprises me anymore. Meeh.

[PepperElf]

i admit for some conventions i've gone around in my slippers at night. but I was still wearing full clothes.

[Gizmo]

Required posting: (Dara O'briain relating a story that happened to him at a hotel regarding a naked colleague. NSFW.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6esyExLwnak