Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Queen Bitch needs to go elsewhere!

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    Queen Bitch needs to go elsewhere!

    Had Queen Bitch last night oh joy.

    QB: Queen Bitch oh why don't you go bother some other hotel?
    Me: seeing red

    I check QB in. I wish I had said the rate was higher. I will be remembering her name though.

    Everything was fine. Until she inquired about where to park. Cue showing the map to the back. I very clearly said the QB, "It's an underground garage." QB being the QB, paid no attention. SHe seemed sleepy and not to with it. Drugs? Exhaustion? Who knows? Who cares?

    My fears were right. She comes back in a rage.

    QB: It's pitch black there!
    Me: There is a light.
    QB: THere's NO sign!
    Me: There is a sign.
    QB: Show me!

    SO we goes to the back.

    Me: See there's the sign. There's the light. *point to sign and BRIGHT light*
    QB: You told me it was a parking lot!
    Me: I told you it was an underground garage.
    QB: Hmph! *storms away like a two yr old* This is ridiculous! It's not supposed to be like this!
    Me: Ma'am...*very clearly* it's the city.
    QB: *turns and snarls, claws out* Don't-talk-to-me-like-that sweetie'! I livvvve in New york.
    Me: That's nice. Well now you know where it is.
    QB: Hmph!

    What a bitch. WHy oh why don't they go bother the snobs in the hotel down the street? I hate those people. They're perfect for each other.
    Last edited by HotelMinion; 08-27-2012, 05:22 AM. Reason: so angry that I hit the submit instead of preview >:(
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
    The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Quoth HotelMinion View Post
    What a bitch. WHy oh why don't they go bother the snobs in the hotel down the street? I hate those people. They're perfect for each other.
    Heh. People like that don't want to come up against people just like them. It's hard to maintain the illusion of superiority when you're talking to someone just as convinced as you are that they are the centre of the universe. Something along the lines of 'irresistible force meets immovable object'. It's amusing to watch, from a distance.
    What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

    Comment

    • #3
      Omg, who gives a damn whether it's a parking lot or a garage? I even prefer garages because you don't have to walk as far and there's no chance of getting soaked in a downpour.
      Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
      Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
      Fiancee: What?!
      Me: Nevermind.

      Comment

      • #4
        It's not supposed to be like this!
        Where? In her private fantasy land where she is Queen of the Universe? Too bad nobody else got the memo.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

        Comment

        • #5
          Quoth MoonCat View Post
          Where? In her private fantasy land where she is Queen of the Universe? Too bad nobody else got the memo.
          I'm sure she handed out plenty of memos . . . they were just tossed out by everybody as they were mistaken for junk mailings.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

          Comment

          • #6
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            I'm sure she handed out plenty of memos . . . they were just tossed out by everybody as they were mistaken for junk mailings.
            Fixed that for you.

            Comment

            Previous template Next
            Working...