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I thought the toaster incident would've proved that 
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I was following the instructions...on the internet!....Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
Yeah, so it wasn't the best idea I've ever had.By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
"What is unobtainium? To Seraph, it's a normal client. :P" -- Observant FriendComment
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I'm almost disappointed.
I was waiting for the running. And the screaming. And the fire with the burning and the YEEAGODITHURTSWHYSITHURTWITHTHEBURNINGANDTHEFIRE and so on.
Ah, well, there's always next time.
PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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I'd have thought you got enough WIN! from legally b!tchslapping the idiots who seem to think they can get away with their various shenanigans.Quoth Seraph View PostComeonnnnnn....I need a WIN!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho MarxComment
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You need a cape & tightsQuoth Seraph View Post
... Actually, thinking of the Incredibles, yeahhhh maybe no cape
And Jay2K I see what you did thar
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!
This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
What's the difference?
We're allowed to tell you "no".Comment
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OMG! My neighbour's German fruitcake was stollen! I've gotta put lox on my bagels!Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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1. I just broke rule #1, you owe me a new monitor now!Quoth wolfie View Post
2. That's it, I am sending you to the Punitentiary for a good dose of Punishment."Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."Comment
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A sentence with Chuckles and Chins?Quoth Sandiercy View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Schnapps him in irons!Quoth dalesys View Post"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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dang it, I read all the way to PAGE 6 only to find fruit cake!Comment
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You know, it's actually rather nice to see a Seraph customer thread end on a (mostly) sane note for a change.
Of course, it might not be over, but for now..."If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HMComment
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Quoth Howler View PostNot really. Just takes a little time, like any other yeast bread.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostJust read the Wiki article on it . . . it looks and sounds delish.
I wonder if they're hard to prepare though. . . .
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/s...ipe/index.html
That's why you always, always, always proof your yeast.Quoth strawbabies View PostIt's floating wicker propelled by fire!Comment
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