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    E-mail Shorties

    Email: I want digital cable, but I will NEVER use the music channels because I am entertained by my own music. (*dancing to the beat of her own drum*)

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    Email: You have messed up my TV program “24” again. I would think with AT&T coming onto you people, you would have your mess together.

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    Email: I live on a concrete slab.

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    Email: I am sitting here waiting. Kindly send me your tech. (Cuz apparently we just have one tech.)

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    Email: Absolutely, positively no irrelevant e-mails, please. I am losing my business. (losing your MIND is more accurate...)
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert
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    Wow, just wow. They are still the same.
    The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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      And from the sound of it, they won't ever change until somebody quits dumping that Industrial-Grade Stupid in the water in these parts.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        Quoth Phone Jockey View Post
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        I would think with AT&T coming onto you people...
        [/B]

        I'm imagining AT&T at a bar, hitting on everything that walks by...
        Your dignity shredded in five minutes or less, or your abuse is free.

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        • #5
          Quoth ominousoat View Post
          I'm imagining AT&T at a bar, hitting on everything that walks by...

          that's why AT&T dumped me!!!


          BlaqueKatt-dumped by one phone service provider and picked up by another
          Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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          • #6
            Quoth ominousoat View Post
            I'm imagining AT&T at a bar, hitting on everything that walks by...
            Damn, you guys beat me to it!

            Well, is he cute, at least?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • #7
              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
              Damn, you guys beat me to it!

              Well, is he cute, at least?
              Yeah, but not quite as cute as my b/f.
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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