An E-mail In Parts

[Phone Jockey]

I get some wacky e-mails at my job. Some are more "special" than others. So now, without further ado, I give you: "An E-mail In Parts." Enjoy.

Today while I was in front of the house watering some plants, I noticed the cable from the pole raping the rear of my house.

It had several hard kinks in it from where the installer tech must have pulled hisself over the long run to the house.

I know from experience from being a ham radio operator that my Innternet can’t work like this.

Also, the cable has a hole in it near the box where my dog put a tooth on it.

[ArenaBoy]

Today while I was in front of the house watering some plants, I noticed the cable from the pole raping the rear of my house.

Did the pole drop the soap? *Ducks* That is either one active imagination or a perverted mind or both.

[Bacter]

Well of COURSE his innternet wasn't working! He's got a kinky cable and his dog put a tooth in the box! It doesn't take a ham operater to figure this one out

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I know from experience from being a ham radio operator that my Innternet can’t work like this.

That's the same logic used by my stepmother, who believes b/c she had a semester of Psychology that she was able to properly diagnose someone w/mental issues.

Wonder if this "genius" also stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night . . . .

[Boozy]

It doesn't take a ham operater to figure this one out

I can see this line becoming a favourite of mine.

[Tria]

Did the pole drop the soap? *Ducks* That is either one active imagination or a perverted mind or both.

Or a misspelling.... Rapping perhaps?

[HawaiianShirts]

Or a misspelling.... Rapping perhaps?

I was thinking "wrapping." Of course, I was also thinking that the customer might be intelligent/rational/literate, which means I could be way off.

[TNT]

You guys are slipping... the cable must have gotten kinky watching the installer pulling himself.