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Quoth Jester View PostAmusingly, back when I worked for TGI Friday's, we would commonly get this idiocy:
CUSTOMER: "I'd like a virgin mudslide, please."
SERVER: "Right. A chocolate shake."
CUSTOMER: "No. A virgin mudslide."
SERVER: "Which is basically a chocolate shake, since we have no way to add the flavors of Kahlua and Bailey's without using booze. Which leaves you with a chocolate shake."
CUSTOMER: "..."Last edited by MadMike; 09-20-2012, 02:40 AM.sooo many people are apparently aliterate morons. -- ThanosIsKing
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Quoth wolfie View PostAt least they didn't try ordering a virgin Martini, Rusty Nail, or Black Russian.
Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View PostI heard someone order a virgin Irish Carbomb when I was at a wedding. I don't usually drink, so I was just chatting with the bartenders, learning about how to mix the drinks when this came up. All three bartenders, and myself stopped cold, turned and stared at the person.
Quoth fireheart View PostSERIOUSLY?!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View Post
Empty beer glass and empty shot glass--no, wait, even I can't joke about this one. This one is so stupid that it makes the virgin mudslide look intelligent by comparison. I mean, what the flying hell are you thinking? This is pretty much just as bad as ordering a virgin shot of tequila. Virgin Irish Car Bomb? Even I hadn't heard of that one before. Wow. Just wow. And then again....wow.
That is what I think on the matter to keep myself from crying at the stupidity ions that I was subjected to that night. I'm just glad he was in no way related to me by blood. At all.My Writing Blog -Updated 05/06/2013
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Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
M: I’M GOING TO SHOVE THIS TOAST UP HER FUCKING ASS IN A MINUTE!
A co-worker chose that moment to walk out the door. Manager’s voice echoed throughout the whole pub. EVERYONE heard her, including the SC. The SC sheepishly walked up to the bar.
SC: Umm, can you tell the manager it doesn’t matter. I’m not hungry anymore.
SC fled the building.
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