You need coffee for WHAT???

[Kristev]

The reason the Coca-Cola worked is easy. It's sugar, and left a sticky mess. That's where the grip came from. I've had to clean up more than my share.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Forget enemas. Just drink a 10 oz bottle of magnesium citrate. Be sure to be close to, if not sitting on, a toilet when you drink it. It is very effective, and you do not have to violate the "Do Not Enter" sign tattooed on your butt.

[pzychobitch]

This town needs an enema!

Heh, winterhold sure does!
(off topic but i see what you did there)

[CorneliaMarieRocks]

Dear God! we knew it would come to this eventually, but not this soon..Gibbs, dude, you need HELP!!

[wolfie]

Re the condoms, it may have been for a microphone or similar if it was in an awkward spot. Condoms have been used for it because they can protect against mould and mildew.

I've heard that the military, in harsh weather conditions (rain, snow, blowing sand or dust), will put condoms over the muzzles of their weapons. Keeps foreign matter out of the barrel, and no need to remove before firing (flimsy enough that the bullet will go right through). Ironic that something meant to protect a gun is used to protect a rifle (just ask any recruit who used one term instead of the other what the difference is).

[Ironclad Alibi]

I've heard that the military, in harsh weather conditions (rain, snow, blowing sand or dust), will put condoms over the muzzles of their weapons. Keeps foreign matter out of the barrel, and no need to remove before firing (flimsy enough that the bullet will go right through). Ironic that something meant to protect a gun is used to protect a rifle (just ask any recruit who used one term instead of the other what the difference is).

During WW2 in the South Pacific, condoms were put on the muzzles of the machine guns mounted in the nose of the PBY-5 Catalina flying boats. It kept the water out of the muzzles during take-off, and didn't interfere with firing the guns.

However, when a supply plane crashed while landing at their base one day, all the condoms floating up afterwards caused a few comments.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

However, when a supply plane crashed while landing at their base one day, all the condoms floating up afterwards caused a few comments.

I would think so.

I'm sure we know where they were headed.

[Jay 2K Winger]

However, when a supply plane crashed while landing at their base one day, all the condoms floating up afterwards caused a few comments.

"Huh. I've heard of planes going down, but..."

[DGoddessChardonnay]

"Huh. I've heard of planes going down, but..."

But they rose to the occasion.