Dear Mrs. SC,
Thank you so much for making me have to blow up your 24 balloons tomorrow morning to be picked up before 6:30 AM. I love having to come in at 5:45 instead of 6 to accomplish this task, even though I am merely a bagger. And I love the fact that you decided to pick up this order so early, when the floral lady doesn't come in until 8. Not to mention that the fact that I hate, no, loathe having to blow up balloons, because I absolutely suck at it. Again, thanks.
Sincerely, Eddie the 'Ead.
Thank you so much for making me have to blow up your 24 balloons tomorrow morning to be picked up before 6:30 AM. I love having to come in at 5:45 instead of 6 to accomplish this task, even though I am merely a bagger. And I love the fact that you decided to pick up this order so early, when the floral lady doesn't come in until 8. Not to mention that the fact that I hate, no, loathe having to blow up balloons, because I absolutely suck at it. Again, thanks.
Sincerely, Eddie the 'Ead.
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