[ThreadJack]Oooh, Mother's day. My mom regaled me of tales of previous non-parties, how she never got a surprise party or even received Helium filled balloons. So I went and bought her present (an expensive ring she wanted really bad) and order 3 helium filled balloons from the bookstore.
On that day, I snuck a 25 pounds weight into my trunk, went to fetch the balloons, tied the ring to all three, weighted them down and came back home. Snuck up behind her with the balloons and sang a revised, children-friendly politically correct praising version of "Kyle's mom's a bitch" (My mom's the best). I then had her pick a balloon.
I'm trying to save up for a blue Nano IPod for her this year.
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On that day, I snuck a 25 pounds weight into my trunk, went to fetch the balloons, tied the ring to all three, weighted them down and came back home. Snuck up behind her with the balloons and sang a revised, children-friendly politically correct praising version of "Kyle's mom's a bitch" (My mom's the best). I then had her pick a balloon.
I'm trying to save up for a blue Nano IPod for her this year.

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