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Dear Cristiano Ronaldo look-a-like, please understand that you can't always get what you want. Please keep in mind the color difference between our VIP passes and our Musa passes. VIP is a nice dark blue, that can get you into VIP not Musa. Musa is a sky blue that CAN get you into the lot. You had a dark blue pass, it's not that hard to understand the fact that you had the wrong pass but you persisted. In fact I considered letting you in as we had room but you had to go and swear at me dropping the f-bomb at every sentence. Be advised that next time you pull that I will not hesitate to turn you away.
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Dear Phone Boy, you are sadly another victim of pass confusion, trying to get into Musa with a VIP pass. Also bear in mind that other departments do NOT have any control over us. I repeat: Other departments do NOT have any control over us. What they can say is that you might be able to park in Musa if our unmarked sign spots arent' full. They were. You kept insisting that there was a spot available and that you called on Friday to see if spots were going to be there. TODAY IS SUNDAY!!!!!!! I am angry at you because you decided to drive off into the Musa lot and nearly ran over my foot. You are lucky that you didn't or otherwise you would be in trouble.
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Dear Bank Row jerks, I must say congratulations on reducing my faith in humanity once again. The 2 of you deserve a medal you know that? First off, you wanted me to break policy by moving some barrels which last time I checked cannot be moved under any circumstances unless stated otherwise. You refused to move and remained there for 3 minutes, until you got the hint all the while screaming at me to move them. You proceeded to argue with me before even entering the lot holding traffic a bit. Fortunately you decided to rush in and just park.
As you walked by; you and your friend could've prevented yourselves from looking like idiots and just walk by. You just had to start arguing with me about the barrels didn't you? I told you 3 times that it was policy and that I am not going to move them. I happen to like my job and I'm not going to lose it because of you 2. You threw just about every weapon in the book didn't you? Pulling the you're here every game tactic, they always let you do this, and the I pay this much trick. I forgot to mention how one of you was screaming that you have a private spot with your name on it. All I have to say is big deal. I also have to say that I am using my head, something you do not have the proper training for. You were using your irrational head, and by god you're a pro at it. The both of you are. I also need to remind you something on personal space. One's personal space is 18 inches, that's the average. There are some who hate being near others and some who don't mind but you guys were getting into my face and have to learn to keep your hands to yourself. Yes, a hand on the shoulder is harmless but who knows what the hell you're going to do. I may be paranoid but you guys were the cause. I am glad that one of you decided to give it up and try and report me, but they will laugh at you once they hear why I wouldn't let you in.
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Dear Psycho Family, I have to say I've seen tempers but my god you guys won first prize in tempers. All because you had a VIP pass and not a Musa pass. I liked how the passenger, yes you Mr. Psycho told your daughter to go ahead and run me over. I also like how you tried to scare the 16 year old coworker who does not take crap from anyone. We both found it funny that you were going to sue Whiskeyclone just because we wouldn't let you because of a pass difference. Good luck finding a lawyer who will cover it, they'll be laughing at you. If you do, good luck trying to win as the owner has quite a legal squad. I just hope that one day you'll threaten to sue a lawyer and then things get bad.
Sincerely, ArenaBoy.
Dear Cristiano Ronaldo look-a-like, please understand that you can't always get what you want. Please keep in mind the color difference between our VIP passes and our Musa passes. VIP is a nice dark blue, that can get you into VIP not Musa. Musa is a sky blue that CAN get you into the lot. You had a dark blue pass, it's not that hard to understand the fact that you had the wrong pass but you persisted. In fact I considered letting you in as we had room but you had to go and swear at me dropping the f-bomb at every sentence. Be advised that next time you pull that I will not hesitate to turn you away.
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Dear Phone Boy, you are sadly another victim of pass confusion, trying to get into Musa with a VIP pass. Also bear in mind that other departments do NOT have any control over us. I repeat: Other departments do NOT have any control over us. What they can say is that you might be able to park in Musa if our unmarked sign spots arent' full. They were. You kept insisting that there was a spot available and that you called on Friday to see if spots were going to be there. TODAY IS SUNDAY!!!!!!! I am angry at you because you decided to drive off into the Musa lot and nearly ran over my foot. You are lucky that you didn't or otherwise you would be in trouble.
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Dear Bank Row jerks, I must say congratulations on reducing my faith in humanity once again. The 2 of you deserve a medal you know that? First off, you wanted me to break policy by moving some barrels which last time I checked cannot be moved under any circumstances unless stated otherwise. You refused to move and remained there for 3 minutes, until you got the hint all the while screaming at me to move them. You proceeded to argue with me before even entering the lot holding traffic a bit. Fortunately you decided to rush in and just park.
As you walked by; you and your friend could've prevented yourselves from looking like idiots and just walk by. You just had to start arguing with me about the barrels didn't you? I told you 3 times that it was policy and that I am not going to move them. I happen to like my job and I'm not going to lose it because of you 2. You threw just about every weapon in the book didn't you? Pulling the you're here every game tactic, they always let you do this, and the I pay this much trick. I forgot to mention how one of you was screaming that you have a private spot with your name on it. All I have to say is big deal. I also have to say that I am using my head, something you do not have the proper training for. You were using your irrational head, and by god you're a pro at it. The both of you are. I also need to remind you something on personal space. One's personal space is 18 inches, that's the average. There are some who hate being near others and some who don't mind but you guys were getting into my face and have to learn to keep your hands to yourself. Yes, a hand on the shoulder is harmless but who knows what the hell you're going to do. I may be paranoid but you guys were the cause. I am glad that one of you decided to give it up and try and report me, but they will laugh at you once they hear why I wouldn't let you in.
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Dear Psycho Family, I have to say I've seen tempers but my god you guys won first prize in tempers. All because you had a VIP pass and not a Musa pass. I liked how the passenger, yes you Mr. Psycho told your daughter to go ahead and run me over. I also like how you tried to scare the 16 year old coworker who does not take crap from anyone. We both found it funny that you were going to sue Whiskeyclone just because we wouldn't let you because of a pass difference. Good luck finding a lawyer who will cover it, they'll be laughing at you. If you do, good luck trying to win as the owner has quite a legal squad. I just hope that one day you'll threaten to sue a lawyer and then things get bad.
Sincerely, ArenaBoy.
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