Darwin, Please pick up lines 1 and 2, Darwin, Lines 1 and 2 please

[wolfie]

Don't tell me you've actually had someone come into the ED with a firecracker up their . . .

Do we get the details on this one?

Been a while (can't remember where, so no link), but I recall reading on a "rectal foreign bodies" site about a British veteran who presented at the emergency department with a live WW2 vintage anti-aircraft round as a RFB. Allegedly he had been using it to "push hemmoroids back into place". From what was shown on the site, he KNEW it was a live shell.

[Sheldonrs]

...From what was shown on the site, he KNEW it was a live shell.

I'm a live Shel. ;-)

LOL!

[Syriilord]

Brings to mind an old bromide: "Most personal problems can be solved by the proper application of high explosives."

Or, as Nabeshin once put it: "Explosions can fix EVERYTHING!"*


* - Aka the Michael Bay Solution.

I prefer Jamie Hyneman's (the Mythbuster) expression myself - "When in doubt: C4"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

And considering this was a student housing complex, you people got INTO COLLEGE???? Just how far HAVE those SAT scores dropped since I took the test?!

Low enough that the signs could read "No park here! KA-PLOOIE!" and people would still try to park their cars there.

[lineswine]

"...there was a"BANG" & it didn't work no more..."