SC: Hi. I need some help RIGHT NOW. I have a meeting coming up, and the (long, comprehensive, even creative list of swears) printer isn't printing.
ME: Ok sir, let's check the printer settings. Click on start...
SC: Hey! HEY! Don't talk to me like I'm an ididot. I'm NOT an idiot. I SAID my printer doesn't work!
ME: Right, and that's what we're going to check on- now if You'll go to control panel...
SC: Why would I *#&$ around with my COMPUTER, asshole, when it's my PRINTER that doesn't work?
ME: Sir, usually the problem is some kind of setting, or it could just need a restart. Can you...
SC: Forget it! Forget it! I'm not a moron! If i'm going to be treated like a moron, I'm not putting up with this? Can I have your name?
ME: Certainly, It's [Bacter].
SC: Well, [Bacter], I'll certainly mention you in my complaint email.
*slam*
I think I'm safe. There's no way this guy will be able to work an email.
ME: Ok sir, let's check the printer settings. Click on start...
SC: Hey! HEY! Don't talk to me like I'm an ididot. I'm NOT an idiot. I SAID my printer doesn't work!
ME: Right, and that's what we're going to check on- now if You'll go to control panel...
SC: Why would I *#&$ around with my COMPUTER, asshole, when it's my PRINTER that doesn't work?
ME: Sir, usually the problem is some kind of setting, or it could just need a restart. Can you...
SC: Forget it! Forget it! I'm not a moron! If i'm going to be treated like a moron, I'm not putting up with this? Can I have your name?
ME: Certainly, It's [Bacter].
SC: Well, [Bacter], I'll certainly mention you in my complaint email.
*slam*
I think I'm safe. There's no way this guy will be able to work an email.
Comment