This isn't so much a sucky customer story as it is a sucky kid story. Anyway, I'm starting a new job next week--1.5 years of pizza delivery come to an end! YAHOO! And towards the end of my tenure, THIS happens.
I had three deliveries at once that I was taking care of, and I pulled up to the second stop on my way. I've delivered there before, so I know her and her son. I took the pizza bag and their garlic bread up to the door, rang the bell, and this ensued:
I pull out her pizza and place the bag on the ground. As I was collecting her money and handing her the food, her son (who's about six and well fed, if you get my meaning) shouts "I wanna carry this!" and picks up the bag, nearly tipping the damn thing sideways! I scream, "THERE'S A PIZZA IN THERE!" as his mom starts scolding him and pulls him back in the house saying the same thing.
To which her son replies, "PIZZA?!"
She goes, "WE HAVE ONE ALREADY! DON'T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY!" and all the while, I'm trying to restrain myself from yelling "DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN, YOU GREEDY LITTLE SHIT!" But she apologized, I said it wasn't a problem, and went on my way. I made sure to check the other pizza, and thankfully it was in good shape.
Now, if the bag was empty I wouldn't have cared, but for God's sake, THINK, KID!
EDIT: I apologize for the bitter tone. I don't hate kids. Really.
I had three deliveries at once that I was taking care of, and I pulled up to the second stop on my way. I've delivered there before, so I know her and her son. I took the pizza bag and their garlic bread up to the door, rang the bell, and this ensued:
I pull out her pizza and place the bag on the ground. As I was collecting her money and handing her the food, her son (who's about six and well fed, if you get my meaning) shouts "I wanna carry this!" and picks up the bag, nearly tipping the damn thing sideways! I scream, "THERE'S A PIZZA IN THERE!" as his mom starts scolding him and pulls him back in the house saying the same thing.
To which her son replies, "PIZZA?!"
She goes, "WE HAVE ONE ALREADY! DON'T TOUCH OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY!" and all the while, I'm trying to restrain myself from yelling "DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN, YOU GREEDY LITTLE SHIT!" But she apologized, I said it wasn't a problem, and went on my way. I made sure to check the other pizza, and thankfully it was in good shape.
Now, if the bag was empty I wouldn't have cared, but for God's sake, THINK, KID!
EDIT: I apologize for the bitter tone. I don't hate kids. Really.

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