No, I will not exchange your old sodas

[toolbert]

He has a fridge, he can make his hot sodas cold again.

What is this magical device you speak of???? Obviously he's never heard of such a amazing piece of technology as this thing you call a "fridge".

[tollbaby]

Two words.
HAIRY.
CAKES.

*dies* Every time you say that, I just crack up.

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Was I wrong and would anyone here have let him make that trade?

No and Oh Hell No.

M

[CRXPanda]

I've been known to trade whatever wrong brand of soda the pizza guy brings me for my preferred brand (you know, the one I originally ordered) at the convenience store near my house... but then, I know the owner and she doesn't mind - besides, I usually spend money besides.

i did that as the pizza driver...we would occasionally forget or pick up the wrong 2-liter, or worse, they would be hot...this one convenience store would let me swap a hot one for a cold, or a diet for a regular...

sometimes now, when i buy a 12 pack, the convenience lady is nice and will let me get a couple cold ones if i put 2 hot ones in back of the line in the cooler...

but I WOULD NEVER SWAP one that's been sitting in my car for weeks, sheez, I'll buy a cold one or two and put the old ones in the fridge.

PEPSI ADDICT SINCE '92

[Imogene]

Say I have a package of hot dogs I left in my car overnight in the middle of the summer...

Ah, but hot dogs are not homogenous throughout. Different parts cook at different speeds. So, you've got a bit of goose liver that's cooked just fine toward the center, but a little bit of beef right next to it that's still cold.

Also, what's the deal with hairy cakes?
Must've missed that one.

[Ackee]

Hairy cakes

Somebody , brought in a cake that was so old, it had hair growing on it. Their store didn't even sell it. However, it was exhanged by the Head cashier.
Morons d'jour
http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...d.php?p=95736#

[Becks]

I don't think you were wrong in denying the exchange. I wouldn't have, either.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Somebody brought in a cake that was so old, it had hair growing on it. Their store didn't even sell it. However, it was exchanged by the Head cashier.
Morons d'jour
http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...d.php?p=95736#

Thanx Cesii for finding it! I was looking for it!
I'm gonna keep the URL close to refer to it everytime I mention the Hairy Cakes!

[Ackee]

It sticks in my mind

Shironu, its hard to forget those hairy cakes...

[Imogene]

Ah, I see.
And am apparently thoroughly non-plussed by the idea of moldy cakes.

Surprise! Customers think they can return expired food stuffs!