Quoth Mark Healey
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I have a few myself:
The Tag-Liner : Customers who says all the dumb ass lines you have already heard a thousand time before, like "I just printed it this morning" when you use a counterfeit pen on the $100 bill they gave you, or "Well, then I guess it's free then!" when the UPC does not scan in.
The Off Duty Eagle-Eye: A customer who sees you in plain cloths when you are off duty and still expects you to help them.
The Tenyeared Customer: A customer who will tell you IN DETAIL how much they have purchased in the past, when you tell them you can not make an exception.
The Mystery War Veteran: I have nothing but respect for those who defend my country, but just because you say you were in the army does not mean you are not lieing. Especially when you want 500 cases of paper towels delivered to you BEFORE you pay for them, this is your first order with the company, and I'm the fourth person you have tried to guilt the order through, THIS MORNING.
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