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"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Anonymous
"I thought I'd get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual." - Dr. House
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostSo it begins....
Hey! Here's an idea, monkey boy: Why don't you give Bob the phone. He seems far more qualified to operate such a complex device then you are. Plus it seems like he actually has some concept of where he is and what he's doing. In fact I demand you put Bob on the phone. That man has information! Valuable information! I bet he knows where my socks are. Quick! Put him on the line! I MUST SPEAK WITH THIS ORACLE YOU CALL BOB.
I laughed at this "oracle you call bob" for a full five minutes. So much so that my 9 year old son demanded I read to him what was so darn funny....he also laughed. That's the funniest thing I've read in a very very long time.Oh, "Blah blah blah 'Your Needs'!"
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Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
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Caller shared with me far far more detail about her bowel movements then I have ever wanted to hear from anyone. The intial batch of information proved to be insufficient so she called back to give me more (What have I done Lord? Why must I suffer?). That too proved to be insufficient so she called back to give me yet MORE information on her bowel movements or lack there of. Please, please make it stop. She did assure me that "Gravekeeper" was a beautiful name though. Which moved the call from the sphere of "grotesquely unpleasant" to "disturbingly creepy".
Let me tell you nothing takes the fun out of a conversation like the word "enema".
Oh hey she called back a 4th time. That seals it, there is no God.-"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
-Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"
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Quoth mariamousie1 View PostWhile you're talking to Bob remember to ask him of heaven and hell, and if there is a God. Oh, and find out his address, maybe he can do my geometry homework for me.
Used to have a friend who was a "reverend" of this church on a radio show in Atlanta, Georgia His show was hilariousGK/Kara/Jester fangirl.
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Quoth BusBus View PostDid she call just to tell you about her poop? Or did it progress from a legitimate call?
Even though we in no way handle any sort of medical stuff. She just wanted me to leave this huge digest on her bowel movements for her nurse in the morning.
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Quoth Gravekeeper View PostShe just wanted me to leave this huge digest on her bowel movements for her nurse in the morning.
She just wanted you to digest her digest about her issues with digestion. How appropriate.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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