*smooch smooch*

[blas]

I used to love it when people would pull shit like that with me. Now, there are very common cigarette brands, but there were times when someone appearing under well under 18 would try to buy smokes, I'd refuse, and then 10 seconds later, someone slightly older would come in. Even worse was when they parked RIGHT outside the door and I could see the SC slam the door and scream at the other person in the car to go inside and get them. *rolls eyes*

And I also got the cursing and the "You need to STOP carding me, I'm 24! You CANNOT card me I'm 23! YOU CANNOT card me! You CANNOT card me!" bullshit more times than I care to remember.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

Yeah, fsck you for doing your job! You're a pussy for following the LAW. What were you thinking?

At the very, very least, they could have gotten the age right before starting this chain of swearing idiots.

I personally never got carded, but that's probably cuz we're a small town and the cashiers know I buy beer for my parents. I don't drink that stuff.

If I do happen to get carded (I'm 24) it'd be my pleasure to pull out my ID. It's not that hard.

[iradney]

Free kiss for you.

*teehee*

You're too kind

[Imogene]

YOUR A PUSSY! YOU <gay word at least a dozen times as he storms out*

*sigh* "Sir, would it be so hard to pick one insult and stick with it? Because, being both a pussy and a <cigarette> is contradictory. Now, while I enjoy being a contradiction, it doesn't shine well on you for not knowing how to properly insult a body."

[Demonoid Phenomenon]

Insert four minute rant about how gay I am and what a pussy...

Wouldn't that make you a lesbian?

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

plaidman-
Not only was that a fantastic way to diffuse that situation (as I'm sure no one would have any inkling of a response to that) but your avatar is doubly amusing.

Good story.